Daddy plays Piano in a House of Prostitution

[Temujin Khaghan]

Daddy plays Piano in a House of Prostitution A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?" Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." Thank you, Amy," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a house of prostitution." The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?" =============================================== Old man stuffing Chicken into his trousers An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!†“I m sorry,†The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema.†The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it’s head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, “Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!†Agnes whispers back, “Oh, don’t worry about it…you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.†Madge says, “I KNOW…but this one’s eating my POPCORN!!†================================================= Doctor asking man to stop masturbating A man went to see his doctor. “You need to stop masturbating,†the doctor said. The man asked, “Why?†The doctor replied, “Because I'm trying to examine you!†=============================================== Question. Why did God create alcohol? Answer. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex. ============================================= Question. Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? Answer. You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet! ============================================= One sperm says to the other sperm, "How far is it to the ovary?" The other sperm says, "Relax. We haven't even passed the tonsils yet." ============================================= sdrawkcab THIS TIME. enoyreve etarepo-oc :hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff: