StriKe Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 /* Windows '98 source code */ /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1998 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL_HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } create_general_protection_fault(); } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show_stopper Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonestarranger Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Well Win 98 used to be much more stable than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 yep win98 was pretty good than crap like win me, vista Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 win 7 design and development process: > move vista\src\*.* trash > copy xp\src\* win7\src > cd win7 > release.bat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Good one.:haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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