punjabiplaya Posted June 2, 2011 Author Share Posted June 2, 2011 paki girl asking her mum about paki men "mum" "yes dear" "what's a co*k?" "oh, it's the dangly bit between a mans legs" "mum?"Yes dear?" "what's a tw*t?" "the rest of him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 How do you kill 100 flies at once?Punch a Paki woman in her c~unt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I called the rape helpline last night.It was useless, wouldn't even tell me how to shut her up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 My daughter said, "Dad, can my boyfriend stay over tonight?" I said, "No he ****ing can't!" She said, "That's not fair. You let my brother's girlfriend stay over last week." I said, "Yeah well your boyfriend isn't going to sneak out of your room at midnight to suck my ****, is he?" --- BBC News: Wayne Rooney confirms he has had a hair transplant. Doctors were fortunate they could just take a graft from the plentiful supply on his knuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 At a job interview the boss asked me to tell him something about myself.I said 'I don't know the meaning of the word failure.''My type of guy!' he said, 'The job's yours.'That was unexpected. Once they see how thick I am, most employers just tell me to get the feck out of their office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Just watching the England game.Don't know why. If I really wanted to watch 11 cu*ts running about like headless chickens, I'd watch The Apprentice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha: :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabira Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha: :--D:--D:--D:--D:--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 How unlucky is my sister, hasnt had sex with men for years in case of disease. Shes just caught E. Coli off a cucumber! :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 TWO 9O-YEARS OLDS. have been dating for a while and decide to have SEX. as they lay there afterwards the Man thinks to himself: My GOD, if I'd known she was a VIRGIN I'd been more gentle. The Woman lay there thinking: My GOD, if I'd known the Old boy could actually get it up I'd have taken my tights Off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 You can't knock ryan giggs for having a sexual relationship with. IMOGEN THOMAS. Any girl who's name is an anagram of. " A SMOOTH MINGE has got to be worth a dabble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 I've always wanted to know what it would feel like to be a woman. So I filled a handbag full of make-up and receipts, then crashed my car into a fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 Saw a paki fall in a river this morning so being a responseable chap I informed the emergency services . They still have not responded and I am starting to think I wasted a 2nd class stamp ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 Mothercare have designed some three quarter length baby wear for black babies. They're called Kneegrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Saw a paki fall in a river this morning so being a responseable chap I informed the emergency services . They still have not responded and I am starting to think I wasted a 2nd class stamp ! :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 wayne rooney has used colleens pubic hair for his hair transplant ! Apparently the success rate is much higher if transplanted from one cu*t to another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 A man goes to Confession after a sixteen year absence. As he sits in the booth he looks around and says to the priest, "Confession is different these days Father, I don't remember a leather chair, bottles of whisky, Guinness on tap and gay porn mags being in the booth before." The priest says, "that's because you're sat on my feckin side!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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