punjabiplaya Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man man:"U idiot,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc:It makes no difference man:It does,Now I hear evrything but understand nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 Not to be outdone by the U.S. An elite Irish regiment has attacked Battersea dogs home & killed 27 afghans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 Proven Fact: No one is safe in Pakistan...not even "Osama Bin Laden... Everyone is safe in Hindustan.... Even Ajmal Kasab !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 What are the two most important holes in a woman's body? No, not those two, you preverted ars*hole!!!! Nostrils! They allow her to breathe during a Blow-Job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 The cops pull over a paki driving a transit on the dual carraigeway. Copper says "You do know the limit is 60 don't you?" Paki looks behind him and says to his family "Hear that, six of you will have to get out" :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchemist Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Came across this position on Monster: Head of organization : Al Qaida Position open only for several months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 Out of a mark of respect for osama bin laden, ....his followers have gone in to mourning So I'm fecked now for my ***s, milk, booze and paper in the morning!! .....and I can't get a taxi to go to Asda!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 STARBUCKS limited edition coffee. . . . . . . . . .BIN LATTE. . . dark bodied, frothy head with 2 shots in it. . . .£1.50p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer.The car breaks down."Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer. "Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system. "I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead." They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: "Well, what do you think?" "Ummm - how about if we all get out of the car and get back in again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 Osama bin Laden sent Barack Obama a coded message to let him know that he's still alive: "--3 7 0 H S S V-- --0 7 7 3 H--." Barack is baffled. The FBI, CIA & NSA can't decipher it. They ask Britain's MI6 for help but MI6 couldn't do it, so they sent it to Garda HQ in ireland. They replied "Tell the President he's holding it upside down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 9, 2011 Author Share Posted May 9, 2011 Apparently when they buried bin laden at sea they put him in a west ham shirt so that he would stay on the bottom ! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadoo Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Apparently when they buried bin laden at sea they put him in a west ham shirt so that he would stay on the bottom ! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Cracker jack!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Apparently when they buried bin laden at sea they put him in a west ham shirt so that he would stay on the bottom ! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 Face - Has it fallen on one side? Arms - Can they raise both arms and keep them there? Speech - Is their speech slurred? If so....... Time - to get her knickers off, the vodka's kicked in :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Last night I stopped a woman in the park and said, "Give me your purse before I rape you." She instantly handed me her purse and said, "Take it." I said, "Thanks for co-operating, sometimes after I've raped a woman I feel guilty about taking her purse." ------- Barack Obama - The first black man that has ever had to convince the world he did do the killing. ------ Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. ------ I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour's kids do is scream. I'm seriously considering giving them back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaibhav_delhi Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 HEART TOUCHING STORY Kutte ka bachcha apni ma se : maa, pitaji dikhne me kaise the? Maa - pata nahi beta, pichhe se aaye the pichhe se hi chale gaye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 Paki went to the gym yesterday and said to a trainer, ' Which machine can I use to impress that beautiful blonde over there.' He looked at the paki and replied, ' Try the cash machine outside the front door you fat paki basta*d. ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 I just had a tattoo above my co*k of a small garden bird, so when girls take a closer look and ask what it is...I tell them "Swallow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 Due to the death of Henry Cooper Audley harrison has now moved 1 place up in the rankings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 Golf latest: Ballesteros has just gone 6 under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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