1983-2011 Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Out of all the women, Ryan Giggs must **** musicians mainly... They always say how they do ''Giggs over 300 times in a year''
1983-2011 Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Im not a racist, if there is a white person and a black person applying for one of my jobs I will always pick the the black person as by nature they have more experience. I love being the boss of a cotton plantation.
1983-2011 Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Jewish guy : "I have never gone with a prostitute before, do you do requests?" Prostitute : "Yeah, as long as it isn't too perverted!" Jewish guy : "No I just want you to **** me like my wife used to when she was alive!" Prostitute : "That seems fair enough, how did she **** you?" Jewish guy : "FOR FREE!"
1983-2011 Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 I watched a porno in 3D today. It was so realistic, I could actually smell the ****. Then I thought, "I really need a bath".
1983-2011 Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Scientists say that in 10 years they will be able to bring dead bodies back to life. I bet anyone who got cremated is a bit pissed off.
1983-2011 Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 My mate has got a computer document full of 16 year old girls. What a PDF-file.
1983-2011 Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?" Girl: "How do you play that?" Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'Red light!' when you want me to stop." Girl: "Okay, let's play." After a few seconds... Girl: "Red light!" Boy: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
1983-2011 Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 I was outside the school, eating a Twix, when I said to a small group of girls "Anyone fancy a finger?" And that your honour, is why it was consensual.
1983-2011 Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Dave : "Hey Tommy, I ****ed your mum last night." Tommy : "Shut up!" Dave : "What can I say? I'm into MILFs" Tommy : "Oh yeah. . . . Well I ****ed YOUR mum last night!" Dave : "Oh come on, too far!" Tommy : "Well what can I say? I'm into necrophilia!"
punjabiplaya Posted April 22, 2012 Author Posted April 22, 2012 Don't you just hate it when you accidentally run over a paki? No me neither. :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 22, 2012 Author Posted April 22, 2012 my girlfriend went to the docs for advice after putting on some weight... I have some amazing advice for slimming down that works every time said the doc.. All you have to do is follow this simple rule: Eat less you fat feck
punjabiplaya Posted April 22, 2012 Author Posted April 22, 2012 My son was expelled from school recently. They had a Victorian themed day and he turned up with his black friend on a chain. That's my boy!
bangladeshifan Posted April 22, 2012 Posted April 22, 2012 My son was expelled from school recently. They had a Victorian themed day and he turned up with his black friend on a chain. That's my boy! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
bangladeshifan Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 a pakistani woman went to police station to file a rape case. officer: do u know the person who did it to u woman: yes. it was cricketer shahid afridi officer: how do u know? woman: he was paddad nd he had helmet and gloves on. officer: but he can be any cricketer. how do u knw it was afridi? woman: bcs he didnt last long
1983-2011 Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 My C0ck was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out.
1983-2011 Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 Porn has ruined my life. My boiler has gone and I'm scared to call the plumber.
1983-2011 Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 My little brother left his laptop in the house today before he left for work. So, being the nosey bastard I am, I checked the last few things he'd Googled. It made quite a read: How to conclude my dissertation Fantasy Football BBC iPlayer MOTD Gary Lineker Naked Men Gay Porn Cowboy Orgy Can Gorillas swim? Fresh Prince of Bel Air lyrics. What a bender, who doesn't know the lyrics to the Fresh Prince!?
1983-2011 Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 I feel so sorry for ****. Imagine being compared to Liverpool all the time.
1983-2011 Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 If I had a pound for every time I thought about my wife, I'd probably start thinking about her.
punjabiplaya Posted April 26, 2012 Author Posted April 26, 2012 During last nights high winds a black family were killed by a falling tree, a spokesman for Birmingham Council said 'We didn't even know they lived up there!'
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