seedhi Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 Where does a paki gay guy go to have sex? Up a dark Ali. :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 MY grandads a dark horse. That explains my buck teeth & enormous c*ck.
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 Paddy & Mick at the funfair. Paddy: Hey Mick if we went on the roller coaster and went upside down do you think we'll fall out ? Mick : Don't be fecking stupid we've been mate for ages !!!!!!!!!!!!!
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 Hold on Tight for the top 10 Paki jokes of the week! ...... What do u call a paki who finishes a race last? Ranshit. What do u call 3 pakis? Multi pak. What do u call a paki thats just arrived? Amir.. What do u call a paki Elvis impersonator? Amal Shukup.. What do u call a paki police informer? Wazim.. What do u call a paki in a skip? Rumajin.. What do you call a paki who is standing in the middle of the road? An opportunity! Wat do u call a paki in a mobile phone shop? Tariff! What do you call a schizophrenic paki? Mahmood swingh! What do you call an alcholic paki? Mustapha kahn! What do you call a paki with pink hair? Gandhi floss!
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 A bad batch of Carlsberg has killed many hundreds of people in Pakistan. There's no "probably" about it...it is the best feckin lager in the world!!
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 Took the wife 2 a disco at the weekend.There was a guy on the dancefloor giving it large; breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips,the feckin works. Wife turned 2 me & said, " See that guy? 25yrs ago he proposed 2 me & I turned him down." I said, "Looks like he's still fecking celebrating!!"
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 Why are men actually more intelligent while having sex?Because they're plugged into a fecking know-it-all.
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 Just competed in the UK blindfolded masturbating competition. Feck knows where I came....
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 I work for a charity and last year I took a group of volunteers to Africa.As we drove down one street, a couple of the volunteers started crying "Look at all the poverty, poor black people lining the streets, begging for scraps of food and robbing each other just to get by. I don't know whether I can go through with this.""Don't worry." I replied "We'll be on that plane and out of Birmingham soon, things won't be as bad when we get to Africa."
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 An irish woman was admitted to hospital after phone sex. Docters removed 2 Nokias, 3 Motorolas and a Samsung, No Siemen was found.
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 I hope Poland get knocked out of the football soon... My fecking car is filthy!!
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 I'm considering going on embarrassing bodies... One of my testicles is bigger than the other two
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2012 Author Posted June 16, 2012 David Dickinson is to host a new show on TV looking for the cheapest prostitutes in the UK. Bargain c**t will start on BBC3 in the Autumn.
Sid Posted June 17, 2012 Posted June 17, 2012 Took the wife 2 a disco at the weekend.There was a guy on the dancefloor giving it large; breakdancing' date=' moonwalking, back flips,the feckin works. Wife turned 2 me & said, " See that guy? 25yrs ago he proposed 2 me & I turned him down." I said, "Looks like he's still fecking celebrating!!"[/quote']
punjabiplaya Posted June 17, 2012 Author Posted June 17, 2012 What do you call a blackman in the news? Wanted.
punjabiplaya Posted June 18, 2012 Author Posted June 18, 2012 Vindaloo is like a*al. You're up for it anytime but your missus has got to be pis*ed to try it and she ends up with a sore ar*e in the morning.
punjabiplaya Posted June 19, 2012 Author Posted June 19, 2012 They say sex during pregnancy induces labour, and I've found out they're right. I've just told the wife I've been shag*ing her sister and she practically gave birth on the kitchen floor. :hysterical:
1983-2011 Posted June 19, 2012 Posted June 19, 2012 I woke up this morning and my wife was out. There was a note stuck to the fridge saying, 'I can't cope, it's clearly not working, I'm going to stay at my mums'. I don't know what the fat **** is talking about, I just felt the milk and it's cold.
1983-2011 Posted June 19, 2012 Posted June 19, 2012 The wife walked in and saw me watching the England vs Ukraine game. "For ****'s sake! Football again? Can't we change the channel and watch something better than this!?" she *****ed. "Sure babe," I said, turning it over to the France vs Sweden game.
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