Desi Cartman Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 Santa ko raaste mai patthar mila.Us pr likha tha"isse palto' date='kuch ban jaoge"usne palta dusri taraf likha tha'Mubarak ho tum chewtiye Ban Gaye'[/quote'] HahahhahahahHAHHAHA
Sachin=GOD Posted May 14, 2013 Posted May 14, 2013 An apple a day keeps the doctor away......but if the doctor is hot, keep the apple away!!!
Debutant Posted May 14, 2013 Posted May 14, 2013 An apple a day keeps the doctor away......but if the doctor is hot' date=' keep the apple away!!![/quote'] Very Old :headshake:
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 Charles Ramsay, the neighbour who rescued the Cleveland kidnap victims has said "I only did what comes naturally." Kicking through a door to get at the white women
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 Giggs ruled himself out of the man utd managers job apparently. He wants to spend more time with his brother's family
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 I walked out of my house this morning and my Asian neighbour was banging a small rug against the wall. "What's the matter Ali?" I asked. "Won't it start?"
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 My mate said, "How's things going with your new girlfriend?" I said, "Really good, we're getting on great. Her 3 year-old son is a little monkey though." He said, "Is he mischievous?" I said, "No, black."
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 Howard Webb is said to be disappointed not to have been mentioned in Fergie's speech. "After all I've done for him and this club" sobbed an emotional Webb.
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 Lee-roy from Jamaica is staying with us for the weekend. I just took him in his breakfast, two slices of bread and a can of export. "Ya man, watts diss ting ya give a bro sa early on sunday?" he asked, pointing at the plate, I replied, "you said you wanted a beer can sandwich".
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 I took a box of tissues and a pot of lube up to the checkout. The lady behind the till just smirked. "It's not what your thinking!" I protested. "Yeah, right" she laughed. "I suppose your going to tell me it's for a hobby or something". "See. I told you" I replied. "It's actually for w*nking".
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 My friend said, "Who's that black woman with no arms that's wandering around your house?" I said, "She's my cleaner." He said, "Is she any good, what with having no arms?" I said, "No, she's fecking useless, but at least she doesn't steal anything!!!"
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 I've just seen some bloke on a tractor roaring, "It's the end of the world, It's the end of the world." I should have known better, it was Farmer Geddon.
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 I was at the swimming baths yesterday and had a sneaky piss in the deep end. The life guard noticed and blew his whistle so fecking loud I nearly fell in...
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 David Moyes has said it will be hard leaving Everton FC. Because his car is on bricks
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 A husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room, 'Please come quickly, I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel'. The manager replies 'Sir that's a personal matter'. Husband says 'Like hell it is! The window won't open so that's a maintenance matter!' :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted May 14, 2013 Author Posted May 14, 2013 It was an affair that split me and the wife up, she really hurt me. She kicked me in the nuts after I fecked her sister.
punjabiplaya Posted May 15, 2013 Author Posted May 15, 2013 When I got home my wife had 2 of her friends the, Here he is, she said. We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up to it ! She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They all had tennis rackets in theirs... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted May 15, 2013 Author Posted May 15, 2013 As my girlfriend walked out of the shower she said to me all seductively. "I shaved my pussy, you know what that means right?" I said "Yeah, it means the fecking drain is clogged again." :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted May 15, 2013 Author Posted May 15, 2013 I was walking down the street when a coon came towards me with a stick. Fearing for my life, I landed a gorgeous punch on his left eye. I knew I'd made the right call when it became clear that he was a nutter. I mean, who in their right mind would dress their dog in a luminous jacket?
punjabiplaya Posted May 15, 2013 Author Posted May 15, 2013 So Loic Remy is Arrested for rape. Proving that some of the QPR players have managed to score this season.
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