punjabiplaya Posted March 8, 2011 Author Posted March 8, 2011 Teacher asks a pupil "which part of the body goes to heaven first?" pupil says "feet miss i've seen mum with hers in the air screaming god im fecking coming!!"
punjabiplaya Posted March 8, 2011 Author Posted March 8, 2011 Are u doing anything 2day? As its pancake day, we've got a frying pan, flour, milk and eggs ...........all we need is a tosser !!! was looking at my wife's tits as she slept naked next to me this morning. Which reminded me............... Its pancake day today!!
punjabiplaya Posted March 8, 2011 Author Posted March 8, 2011 A Nazi Concentration Camp Commander calls an Englishman, an Australian and a Jew into his office. He says, "Ve vill be havin a cricket match." He looks at the Englishman and Aussie and says, "You vill be Captain of England and you vill be Captain of Australia." Lookin confused the Jew asks, "Where do I fit into this?" The Commander replies, "U vill be the ashes!"
gaurav92 Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 Three fresh paki guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the paki on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The second paki on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the 3rd paki guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" :hysterical::hysterical: A Nazi Concentration Camp Commander calls an Englishman' date=' an Australian and a Jew into his office. He says, "Ve vill be havin a cricket match." He looks at the Englishman and Aussie and says, "You vill be Captain of England and you vill be Captain of Australia." Lookin confused the Jew asks, "Where do I fit into this?" The Commander replies, "U vill be the ashes!"[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Jadoo Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: P keep belting them out brah!! :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 Latest News from Libya......... نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست ن If I hear anything else, I'll let you know....
punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 For lent I am giving up negativity....but I don't think I can do it
punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 Apparently Rooney never turned up at training today........he's been wandering around Manchester looking for this Nani with a big gash.
punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 The 10th Annual Blow Job competion is on tomorrow. Can you please stay away, as we'd like a woman to win it this year. Cheers champ!!!
punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 BREAKING NEWS : UN have said if they capture Gaddafi they will put him where he can't do any harm to anyone... up front for Arsenal
punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 MY FIRST TIME!!...... The Sky was dark. The Moon was high. All alone just her & I. Her Hair so soft. Her eyes so blue. I knew just what she wanted 2 do. Her skin so soft. Her legs so fine. I ran my fingers down her spine. I didnt know how but I tried my best. To place my hand upon her breast. I remember my fear. My fast beating heart. But slowly she spread her legs apart. And when she did I felt no shame. As all at once the white stuff came. At least it was finished. Its all over now. My first time MILKING A COW! Yes I know what u was thinking! all of you r dirty minded :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 A paki family recieved the coffin of their dead father from the UK with a letter on top: "I'm sending Abba's body & with it the gifts u askd 4. Under Abba's body are 12pk of choclate, 10pk of gum & 8pk of badaam. Abba is wearing a pair of Reebok shoes 4 Qasam & a baseball hat 4 Chachu. There are 2 handbags 4 Zubaida n Zarina in each arm. Abba is wearing 6 shirts & socks 4 da kids & has the red necklace around his neck 4 Bina bhabi. Munna's ring is on the left hand & Sajjad & Azam bhais watches on each arm. Now if there is anything i missed please let me know because Amma is also very sick!"
punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 Asif had pulled and was shag*ing a woman in her bed and notices a photo of a man on the table, he says ' is that your husband ?' nahin she replies. The bloke says well who the feck is it then??????????????? She says ' me 2 years ago' :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 An old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered in her ear"Give us a kiss, luv!""No!", replied the nurse"Oh go on!", said the man"No!", replied the nurse again"Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick peck on the cheek?""For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be w*nking you off!" :giggle:
Sachin=GOD Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 BREAKING NEWS : UN have said if they capture Gaddafi they will put him where he can't do any harm to anyone... up front for Arsenal Asif had pulled and was shag*ing a woman in her bed and notices a photo of a man on the table, he says ' is that your husband ?' nahin she replies. The bloke says well who the feck is it then??????????????? She says ' me 2 years ago' :hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 Two naked lesbians just broke in to my house and started raping my girlfriend, i tried my best but all i could do is knock one out
punjabiplaya Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 2 fleas on a fanny. 1 is a junkie, 1 is a mugger. How can u tell them apart? The junkie is sniffing the crack and the mugger is hiding in the bush. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 A priest and a Hindu are making some toast. Suddenly the priest exclaims; 'look, there is an image of Jesus in my Margarine'. The hindu says 'I can't believe it's not Buddah.' :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 A black boy has just told his dad he fecked a girl last night for the first time.Dad said "Well done son.I hope you used something?" he said "Yeah,a balaclava" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
bihutoli Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 BREAKING NEWS : UN have said if they capture Gaddafi they will put him where he can't do any harm to anyone... up front for Arsenal :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: You're my favorite poster on ICF punjabiplaya. And this thread is always the first I check. Keep the jokes coming bro!
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