punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2011 Author Posted April 30, 2011 Ive just heard what The Queen has bought Kate Middleton for her wedding present. A seatbelt
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2011 Author Posted April 30, 2011 Great News for the pakistanis who are facing financially challenging times! I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch. Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you pakis can enjoy a cheap night out!
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2011 Author Posted April 30, 2011 I'm one of those people who likes to read while having a shite. Unfortunately, I'm now banned from; W.H. Smith, Waterstones & John Menzies
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2011 Author Posted April 30, 2011 School teacher in liverpool asks the class who supports Liverpool.. All put their hands up except Billy. Teacher asks who he supports & Billy says West Ham. Teacher asks why & Billy says "my parents both come from London & they support them so i do 2".. Teacher says "u don't ave 2copy ur parents - wot would u do if ur mum was a prostitute & ur dad was a burglar"? Billy said - "I'd support Liverpool like you cu*ts !!!
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2011 Author Posted April 30, 2011 Dear Deidre,My new girlfriend is 10 years younger than me, is that too much of an age gap ? Deidre Writes:No don't be silly, age is nothing but a number. Dear Deidre,Thank you for your response, you have made me feel much better about my relationship. amir 22 from bradford
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2011 Author Posted April 30, 2011 Jenny's friend, Debbie was complaining about a sore throat. So Jenny said, 'When I have that I always give a blow job to my husband & next day I'm better, u should try it.' Next day Debbie comes in singing. 'How did it go?' asks Jenny. 'brilliant' says Debbie, 'your husband couldn't believe it was your idea! :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted May 1, 2011 Author Posted May 1, 2011 My new neighbour popped his head over the fence and said "what's goin down brother?"....I replied "the value of my house since u moved in you black cu*t!"
punjabiplaya Posted May 1, 2011 Author Posted May 1, 2011 80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, ur opinion doctor? Doctor : Let me tell u a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the woods, sees a bear, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG.... The bear drops dead! Old man: That's impossible! someone else must have shot the bear. Doctor : MY POINT EXACTLY!
StriKe Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 An old Parsi is dying calls his grandson to his bed: "Dikraa, aii ley, for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver." "But Bawaji, I don't like guns. How about u leaving me tamaaru gold Rolex watch instead?" "Chutia, shutup & listen. Someday u have to run maaru business. Someday u gonna come home & maybe find ur fataakri bairi(wife) in bed with some other bhonsrino bhadvo. Chutmarina, what will u do then? Point ur Rolex watch at him and say "Time's up? :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
kabira Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, ur opinion doctor? Doctor : Let me tell u a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the woods, sees a bear, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG.... The bear drops dead! Old man: That's impossible! someone else must have shot the bear. Doctor : MY POINT EXACTLY! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted May 1, 2011 Posted May 1, 2011 80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, ur opinion doctor? Doctor : Let me tell u a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the woods, sees a bear, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG.... The bear drops dead! Old man: That's impossible! someone else must have shot the bear. Doctor : MY POINT EXACTLY! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
sachinrox Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 An old Parsi is dying calls his grandson to his bed: "Dikraa, aii ley, for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver." "But Bawaji, I don't like guns. How about u leaving me tamaaru gold Rolex watch instead?" "Chutia, shutup & listen. Someday u have to run maaru business. Someday u gonna come home & maybe find ur fataakri bairi(wife) in bed with some other bhonsrino bhadvo. Chutmarina, what will u do then? Point ur Rolex watch at him and say "Time's up? :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: WOW Just Wow great one man very Parsi-like language :D
punjabiplaya Posted May 2, 2011 Author Posted May 2, 2011 A flat chested woman goes to Dr Smith about enlarging her breasts. He says ''Every day after your shower rub your chest & say' 'Scooby doobie doobies i want bigger boobies.' She does this for several months & it works-she grows terrific D-cup boobs. One day she gets on the bus, the driver says 'U look amazing, r u a patient of Dr Smith?' She says 'yes, how did u know?' He winks & whispers ''Hickory dickory dock !
punjabiplaya Posted May 2, 2011 Author Posted May 2, 2011 News just in re: Bin Laden's death. Elton John to record tribute song 'Sandals in the Bin'
punjabiplaya Posted May 2, 2011 Author Posted May 2, 2011 Just in case Bin Laden thought he was going to heaven they've put Henry Cooper on the door Bin Laden now Bin Shot, Bin Killed, and Bin Buried. :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted May 2, 2011 Author Posted May 2, 2011 Apparently,bin laden had a 25 million price tag on his head. What kind of ridiculous designer turban was he wearing!?
punjabiplaya Posted May 2, 2011 Author Posted May 2, 2011 President Bush tried, and failed.President Clinton tried, and failed.President Obama tried, and succeded.The moral of this is...If you want someone dead, hire a black man... :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted May 2, 2011 Author Posted May 2, 2011 Whilst celebrating Arsenal's victory over Manchester United yesterday, it was perhaps unwise of Osama Bin Laden to run out into the street shouting "Come on you Gunners" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachin=GOD Posted May 3, 2011 Posted May 3, 2011 President Bush tried, and failed.President Clinton tried, and failed.President Obama tried, and succeded.The moral of this is...If you want someone dead, hire a black man... :hysterical: :phehehe:
punjabiplaya Posted May 3, 2011 Author Posted May 3, 2011 A Royal Wedding and Osama Bin Laden dead! if Carlsberg did bank holidays....
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