dev.goswami Posted January 31, 2010 Posted January 31, 2010 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.†The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?†The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?†said the barber. “That kid never learns!†Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?†The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!†:winky:
shubham45 Posted January 31, 2010 Posted January 31, 2010 y r these new comers posting rubbish on my forum
yoda Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer' date=' “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.†The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?†The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?†said the barber. “That kid never learns!†Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?†The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!†:winky:[/quote'] :giggle: y r these new comers posting rubbish on my forum :hysterical:
gaurav92 Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 y r these new comers posting rubbish on my forum Your Forum ? :hysterical:
dev.goswami Posted February 1, 2010 Author Posted February 1, 2010 y r these new comers posting rubbish on my forum your forum??i don't think that you own the site or the forum do you?? n watch who you calling a new comer..dont forget that 20 years before Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar too was a new comer :winky: btw i have been through your so called jokes..compared to them mine does not sound rubbish at all :P
Aqua Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 your forum??i don't think that you own the site or the forum do you?? n watch who you calling a new comer..dont forget that 20 years before Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar too was a new comer :winky: btw i have been through your so called jokes..compared to them mine does not sound rubbish at all :P empty vessels makes the most noise.. ignore him..
Desi Cartman Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 y r these new comers posting rubbish on my forum
Temujin Khaghan Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer' date=' “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” :winky:[/quote'] :haha:
dev.goswami Posted February 4, 2010 Author Posted February 4, 2010 Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs. I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that. Bush: What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now? Bush: It's eight in the morning. Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
CricketGirl Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs. I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that. Bush: What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now? Bush: It's eight in the morning. Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour! :(( ok :icflove:
Temujin Khaghan Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs. I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that. Bush: What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now? Bush: It's eight in the morning. Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour! genius. very good joke. :cantstop: reminds me of the kennedy assassination when the morning newspapers in alaska already printed that kennedy was dead when he was still going on the parade.
dev.goswami Posted February 8, 2010 Author Posted February 8, 2010 Once, a truck was towing another truck using a 'rassi'. Seeing this Banta, Santa se bola: "Dekh ek rassi ko lejane ke liye do-do truck" :P ========================================================== Banta: "Arre yaar Santa, raat ko suraj kyun nahi aata?" Santa: "Abe gadhe, aayega to andhere main tere ba*p ko bhi nazar nahi aayega!!" :P ========================================================== Ek baar bichare Santa ko koi sms karke bahut pareshaan karta tha. Thaq ke Santa ne apna sim card change karva liya aur usko sms bheja: "Jaa, maine apna sim change karva diya, ab tera ba*p bhi mujhe pareshaan nahi kar sakta." :P
gaurav92 Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 ^ :hysterical: Alls fine but baap pe *** kyu hai, baap is ba*p ?
dev.goswami Posted February 9, 2010 Author Posted February 9, 2010 ^ :hysterical: Alls fine but baap pe *** kyu hai, baap is ba*p ? sorry, but didnt understand baat you meant
dev.goswami Posted February 13, 2010 Author Posted February 13, 2010 Q: Why has the government fixed 18yrs for voting and 21yrs for marriage? A: Because the government is the knows desh sambhalna aasan hai biwi ko nahi :P
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