Batting Philosophies

[rabinjackman]

1. Sachin Tendulkar analyze pitch conditions--->survey fielding placements--->calculate team position------>analyze bowler capacity--->predict the direction, pace and length of the delivery--->calculate the effectiveness of defensive/attacking/frontfoot/backfoot shot combination--->calculate risk----->execute the stroke :two_thumbs_up:

[rabinjackman]

2. Virender Sehwag See the ball--->hit the ball

[Guest DeveGowda]

3.Chris martin Dont see the ball - Dont hit the Ball

[Sachinism]

JP Duminy See bowler --> if he is a spinner --> sh!t brix

[Mr Eintstein]

4. Brendon Mccullum see the bowler running in, get in scooping position.

[Guest DeveGowda]

Imran nazir Hit one boundary - Going himself out of boundary next ball

[IKnowU]

Chris Gayle One six during the innings - Job Well Done.

[CSK Fan]

Afridi-Close eyes-hear fans chanting-shut brain down-have a wild swing-go back to the pavilion with tail between leg

[TheWall]

Afridi-Close eyes-hear fans chanting-shut brain down-have a wild swing-go back to the pavilion with tail between leg

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: The Best post of the Day!!

[Don Sharma]

Chris Gayle One six during the innings - Job Well Done.

When it rains, it pours. Poor Chris :(

[Guest DeveGowda]

Munaf Patel - Go to crease laugh @ bowler and Umpire go back to dressing room...

[rabinjackman]

Shahid Afridi The ball has to bit as hard as possible and as many times as possible so that it can be chewed easily after the match

[rabinjackman]

Munaf Patel - Go to crease laugh @ bowler and Umpire go back to dressing room...

This one is too funny :hysterical:

[rabinjackman]

J P DUminy See spinner.... play forward defensive stroke.... pray that the ball hits the bat instead of pads

[rabinjackman]

Shivnarine Chanderpaul Wear eye make up, drill holes near the wicket, change ur stance to 90 degree of the customary possition and hope that the bowler is too confused to bowl straight

[Gunner_Mania]

JP Duminy See bowler --> if he is a spinner --> sh!t brix

See bowler-->If he is an offspinner --> Go raise Umpire's index finger and walk :P

[rabinjackman]

Muthaiah Muralitharan See the ball, move away from the line of the ball, close your eyes, lash at the ball, open your eyes and look for the ball.

[Guest DeveGowda]

Muthaiah Muralitharan See the ball, move away from the line of the ball, close your eyes, lash at the ball, open your eyes and look for the ball.

Rotate 360 degree in crease

[Watson87]

3.Chris martin Dont see the ball - Dont hit the Ball

:hysterical::hysterical: Classic

[rabinjackman]

brendon mc culum n Tilekaratne Dilshan If you cant drive it....scoop it