00aklu Posted April 14, 2010 Posted April 14, 2010 There was a drunk sitting in a local tavern when a drop dead gorgeous lady walked in and sat the other end of the bar from him. He said to the bartender "Give that babe a drink on me." The bartender replied," Sure, but don't count on anything from it, she happens to be a lesbian." Being too drunk to even think straight, the guy decided to strike up a conversation with the lady and, approaching her stated, "I hear you are from lesbia. Correcting him she told him there was no such place and that she was a lesbian. Unable to make him understand that it was a lifestyle, she offered an example. "Do you see that young lady in the corner?" "Yes" he says "What I would like to do to her is to take her home, remove her shirt, fondle her lovely breasts and then make love to her all night." With this, the drunk broke down and started to cry. "What is the matter?" She asked. The drunk said through his tears, "I think I am a lesbian too".
00aklu Posted April 14, 2010 Author Posted April 14, 2010 Like James Sean and Jason were in a bar, and they went into the toilet to take a leak. While standing at the urinal Sean confessed, "I wish I had a dick like my cousin James. He needs four fingers to hold his." Jason looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yours with four fingers." "I know," said Sean, "but I'm peeing on three of them."
Desi Cartman Posted April 14, 2010 Posted April 14, 2010 dont create a seperate thread for every joke :emc:
zubinpepsi Posted April 14, 2010 Posted April 14, 2010 Sean and Jason were in a bar, and they went into the toilet to take a leak. While standing at the urinal Sean confessed, "I wish I had a dick like my cousin James. He needs four fingers to hold his." Jason looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yours with four fingers." "I know," said Sean, "but I'm peeing on three of them." :hysterical::hysterical:
dev.goswami Posted April 14, 2010 Posted April 14, 2010 dont create a seperate thread for every joke :emc: Desi chacha at work
b555 Posted April 14, 2010 Posted April 14, 2010 :omg: thread name... not a good thing when a guy opens this website for first time ok with regular users though
gaurav92 Posted April 14, 2010 Posted April 14, 2010 ^If they know the meaning, they are 0ld enough to read :nice:
Desi Cartman Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 first joke was basis of an episode of South park , the kids realize that they are all lesbians since they like girls :giggle:
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