Growth of Cricket in China

[cricketman]

I don't see how training them to blow stuff up would help in the cricket field. I mean, Pakistan name their cricketers after explosives - Boom Boom Afridi? Miandad's Lesson Plans - Beard's 101 - Forget Penis's, the longer your beard the better. Drugging and Smuggling - Shoaib and Asif to feature as guest speakers. How to use (and abuse) various forms of steroids because we all know that hitting the gym is for losers. Asif will speak on how to take these roids with you around the world, and what to do when you get caught (cry to the board!) Know No-Balls - This is a two parter. First will feature many Pakistan pace bowlers on how to efficiently gift extras to the opposition by overstepping the crease on delivery. The 0-0-0-31 guy will give a lecture. The other one is how to play cricket without balls, as Miandad himself has done this for the entire span of his career. Tapping into Tampering- How to adequately modify the cricket ball to make it swing in the air, because we aren't good enough to find a way to do it normally. China's going to be sweet!!!

[DomainK]

Reminds me of the famous pepsi ad.:hysterical:

[PaiN_KiLLeR]

I don't see how training them to blow stuff up would help in the cricket field. I mean, Pakistan name their cricketers after explosives - Boom Boom Afridi? Miandad's Lesson Plans - Beard's 101 - Forget Penis's, the longer your beard the better. Drugging and Smuggling - Shoaib and Asif to feature as guest speakers. How to use (and abuse) various forms of steroids because we all know that hitting the gym is for losers. Asif will speak on how to take these roids with you around the world, and what to do when you get caught (cry to the board!) Know No-Balls - This is a two parter. First will feature many Pakistan pace bowlers on how to efficiently gift extras to the opposition by overstepping the crease on delivery. The 0-0-0-31 guy will give a lecture. The other one is how to play cricket without balls, as Miandad himself has done this for the entire span of his career. Tapping into Tampering- How to adequately modify the cricket ball to make it swing in the air, because we aren't good enough to find a way to do it normally. China's going to be sweet!!!

Nice one :haha:

[Anakin]

I'll say it's a promotion over helping bunch of asses.

[King Tendulkar]

I don't see how training them to blow stuff up would help in the cricket field. I mean, Pakistan name their cricketers after explosives - Boom Boom Afridi? Miandad's Lesson Plans - Beard's 101 - Forget Penis's, the longer your beard the better. Drugging and Smuggling - Shoaib and Asif to feature as guest speakers. How to use (and abuse) various forms of steroids because we all know that hitting the gym is for losers. Asif will speak on how to take these roids with you around the world, and what to do when you get caught (cry to the board!) Know No-Balls - This is a two parter. First will feature many Pakistan pace bowlers on how to efficiently gift extras to the opposition by overstepping the crease on delivery. The 0-0-0-31 guy will give a lecture. The other one is how to play cricket without balls, as Miandad himself has done this for the entire span of his career. Tapping into Tampering- How to adequately modify the cricket ball to make it swing in the air, because we aren't good enough to find a way to do it normally. China's going to be sweet!!!

:hysterical:

[THX_1138]

I dont forsee any communication problems: Neither side speaks english, neither can string a complete sentence accurately... they should be able to understand each other like the faces of two hands.

[Rajiv]

It's a friendship or understanding of Politics only ( India ka Dushman Pakis ka Dost ) - but ask any average Chinese about Pakistan or the Culture, they will go back to slurping their noodles without even giving you a reply

[ludhianvi]

Growth of Cricket in China [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CKVaxOLMg]YouTube- Learn About The Growth of Cricket in China[/ame] Looks promising. Obviously they need some time but I really think there there is a good chance of a Chinese team coming up in the next 10 years or so. Just look at how they developed and nurtured players for the Olympics in 2-3 decades. What do you guys think?

[Params7]

Plant it at school level, then just watch it grow. Japan is crazy about baseball, China should be about cricket.

[Serani]

it does look promising and they have the resources to develop the game if it takes off which is good, Afghanistan also look to be in a strong position to having test status in the future too.

[f.b.m]

I think that with Australian support that they are receiving and mentions of development of cricket by their premier Hu Jintao, China will become a force to reckon with in the space of this decade.. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwBIK5P876o]YouTube- Chinese Cricket Team set to tour Australia and overtake Pakistan / India as Asian Powers[/ame]

[straight.drive]

^^^That looks like a parody video.......Especially Kevin Rudd speaking Chinese :omg:

[hari504504]

^^^That looks like a parody video.......Especially Kevin Rudd speaking Chinese :omg:

For the record, Kevin Rudd speaks perfect Mandarin.... He graduated with first class honors majoring in Chinese language and Chinese History

[Mr Eintstein]

No reason why they couldn't become a decent limited overs side within 20 years. Their culture places high values on fitness and discipline, so I'd expect their fielding to be top notch once they got going.

[Mr Eintstein]

lol love the guy talking about how behind they are in corruption and politics with a totally straight face.

[ViruRulez]

China might grow into a cricketing super power in the future if they take it up seriously .. they are hard working and their communist govt. makes people take to sports very seriously for which they are athletic and very successful in sports .. and they also have the money.. but seriously speaking I wont like the rise of China in cricket because their chances of joining the Indian camp is quite less and they will try to challenge India's authority in cricket

[Rajiv]

I refute what everyone is saying here. It's not so easy to simply adopt a game like this, just coz they are a superpower, it doesn't mean they can be good at cricket. At the most, it will be one of those associate members

[satyam1729]

It will take them 15 years. Relax.

[Pioneer]

They won't play, they'll take offence to the term "chinaman"

[Rajiv]

It will take them 15 years. Relax.

Multiply that by 3