Temujin Khaghan Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 Virender sehwag - Blankness before violence Sreesanth - My experiments with insanity Dhoni - A Primer on Man-Managament Yuvraj - Dr.StrangePrince OR How i stopped worrying about the training and started loving my shopping Gambhir - Ordinary Looks, Extraordinary ability Nehra - Autobiography of a rogi Ravindra Jadeja - The assasination of the allrounder job by the talentless nutwit Jadeja Lalit Modi - If a business is like a Golden Goose... Cut the Goldengoose, steal the eggs, stitch its belly, force it to reproduce (littles golden gooses) by multiple partners, give it steroids for better performance, hit it on its head if it refuses to comply and then .... Sachin Tendulkar - Among batsmen Iam Sachin Tendulkar ... Among the predators Iam the Lion, Among mountains Iam the Everest, Among batsmen I am Sachin Tendulkar Harbhajan Singh - Hyperactivity VVS Laxman - Grace and Elegance ... and the god of batting said "as Lara is for ferocity, as Dravid is for focus and Sachin is for total mastery, VVS will be the epitome of Grace and Elegance" Murali Vijay - VVS Laxman 2.0 ... all that you liked about Laxman with extra punch Shahid Afridi - Teaching Cheating + BONUS My youth with dirty old men in the Brokeback mountains of Peshawar Shoaib Akhtar - Self-Destruction for Dummies Younis Khan - Teach yourself to hate Captaincy in 1 year + a confession tape - I and misbah were kicked out coz we werent gay! Shoaib Malik - Teach yourself to hate Captaincy in 6 months + a CD on making self-pwning statements Mohammad Yousuf - Teach yourself to hate Captaincy in 1 month + a fake beard Md. Asif - Growing Cannibis in your lawn Munaf Patel - How to develop a brain in your knee RP singh - Smiling in adversity (especially when ur team is getting *ucked up) Dravid - Concentration + BONUS - 10 reasons you can give the female population to avoid getting laid Md. Aamer - Queer Hayden - How to pray and sledge at the same time Watson - Talented sh!t Shane Warne - Fat Achilles Adam Gilchrist - Walk if you are out, push others if they dont Allan Border - Foundations of a team Mark Taylor - How to build a team Steve Waugh - How to merge the team into a well defined sytem Ricky Ponting - How to inherit and act as if you earned it all ...a very good book for rich kids Micheal Clarke - Look innocent, attract s|uts Symonds - How to create self-destructive situations, if you are not born in Pakiland Ishanth Sharma - Garbage in, Garbage out Raina - Normal talent... but great attitude Rohit - Extraordinary talent... but what's attitude? P.S Lalit modi insisted on being amongst the players...
Dark Warrior Posted April 25, 2010 Posted April 25, 2010 Nyyyyyyc.......... Good job. :two_thumbs_up: I liked Sehwag, Ponting, Gilchrist, Munaf, Afretard, Sania Malik and YoYo ones. :nice:
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