fun thing

[Sir john]

Girl-Will u marry me?Santa-No,Humare mein shadi relatives mein hi hoti hai,Maa ne papa se ki,Didi ne jijaji se or main bhi apni Biwi se hi karuga

[Shane]

Girl-Will u marry me?Santa-No' date=Humare mein shadi relatives mein hi hoti hai,Maa ne papa se ki,Didi ne jijaji se or main bhi apni Biwi se hi karuga

Dude, do you write these jokes yourself?

[Sir john]

Dude' date=' do you write these jokes yourself?[/quote'] some i have but not all,is it a crime

[Shane]

some i have but not all' date='is it a crime[/quote'] Yes, IPC 407. Could you edit the ones you copied.

[Sir john]

Yes' date=' IPC 407. Could you edit the ones you copied.[/quote'] did you want to say that delete the jokes which i did't make/write.

[CricketGirl]

:hmmmm

[achilles]

:giggle:

[Aaku]

Yes' date=' IPC 407. Could you edit the ones you copied.[/quote'] :giggle:

[shubham45]

my jokes were better :hitler:

[Sir john]

only few are i copied not all.:--D

[Sir john]

Bhikhari Ne Phone Kiya - Hello Taj Hotel,Ha Ji 1 Pizza 1 Biryani 1 RasMalai Bhej Do Taj - Kiske Naam Se Bheju Sir,Bhikari - Allah Ke Naam Pe Bhej Do.

[gaurav92]

Kya Jaan Bhai, sab sune sunaye jokes hai yeh :(( Kuchh naya lao yaar

[Sir john]

Kya Jaan Bhai, sab sune sunaye jokes hai yeh :(( Kuchh naya lao yaar

ok i will try to find newones or i will make.

[Sir john]

Teacher : Bunty ! Tumhara Sara Homework Galat Hai.Aakhir Iska Kya Kaaran (Reason) Hai ??Bunty : Ji, Kaaran To Papa Hi Bata Sakte Hain.

[Sir john]

Aaj k golden wrds-- kisi b insan ki khushi ka "KAARAN" bano, khushi ka "HISSA" nahi.. aur kisi b insan k dukh ka "HISSA" bno, dukh ka "KAARAN" nhi.

[Aaku]

wah wah :D ^

[Sir john]

Dosti ki sunehri dor hai sabse atoot, sab rishton mein yeh hai sabse mazboot. Happy Friendship Day!

[Sir john]

Best lines said by a friend:"i cannot promise to solve all your problems but i can only promise that i will never let you face them alone"...gn:-) HÀÂPPŸ FRÑDSHIP DŸ

[Sir john]

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati Father: Tujhe kese pata? Son:-"GIVE ME A SWEET KISS"kaha to thappad maar k chali gai sali anpad gawar...

[Jadoo]

Teacher: Woh konsa department hey jis mein aurat kaam naheen kar sakti? Student: Fire Brigade Teacher: Kyon? Student: Aurton ka kaam aag lagana hey bujhana naheen.