Sir john Posted October 1, 2010 Author Posted October 1, 2010 Lamha lamha waqt gujar jaega, 7 fero k sath koi tumse bndh jaega Abhi waqt hai salo kisiko patalo kya pata! kal kisika pataya hua mal tumhare pale padh jayega.
Sir john Posted October 1, 2010 Author Posted October 1, 2010 Kuch to "DUNIYADARI" rakho, Kuch to "DOSTI YAARI"rakho, Call to krte nahi,SMS hi Jaari rakho, agar "SMS" bhi kar nahi sakte to "MOBILE"almari me rakho.
Sir john Posted October 1, 2010 Author Posted October 1, 2010 In a bar 1 guy says 2 another "i love ur mom n want to marry" whole bar was waiting 4 d othr Guy's response. He laughs & says "lets go home dad, U R drunk!
Sir john Posted October 1, 2010 Author Posted October 1, 2010 a bad joke. wife: Tumhe Pyaar Karna NehiAata. Husband:To Kya Ye 3 Bacche Internet Se Download Kiye Hain? WIFE:NEHI YE TO tumhare dost ke PEN DRIVE se Liye hai.ge.
Sir john Posted October 12, 2010 Author Posted October 12, 2010 A student was feeling sleepy.. His head was going down n down due to sleep.. Teacher comes & asks,"what's this"? Student: GRAVITATIONAL FORCE Madam..
Sir john Posted October 12, 2010 Author Posted October 12, 2010 Trees Get New Leaves in Place of Fallen Leaves, There is Always Something Better to Replace the Lost! Life Goes on, Never Stops
mhr123 Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 No wonder some of them are requesting ur ID to be banned...
Sir john Posted October 12, 2010 Author Posted October 12, 2010 No wonder some of them are requesting ur ID to be banned... who are they and who are you.:WTF: :wall::wall::wall::wall::wall::wall::wall:
gaurav92 Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 MHR Yaar where are you these days ?Don't visit ICF often.We need reviving of the MHR's Corner.
Sir john Posted November 14, 2010 Author Posted November 14, 2010 Q: College mein ladkiyo ke kitne naam hote hain ?? Ans: 4 . . . . . . 1. Meri waali. 2. Teri waali. 3. Teri bhabhi. 4. Meri bhabhi.
Sir john Posted November 14, 2010 Author Posted November 14, 2010 Palbhar ki tanhai tujhe nasib na ho, Koi bhi gum tere karib na ho, Rab teri zindagi mein itni khushiya de, Ki tujhse badke koi khushnasib na ho.
Sir john Posted November 14, 2010 Author Posted November 14, 2010 Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda, Shaam ko pee subah ko utar jaayegi, Arey do boond pyar ke pee le, Zindgi saree nashe main guzar jaayegi.
Sir john Posted November 20, 2010 Author Posted November 20, 2010 -Fida hua hoon mein kisi par kuch is kadar, Zamane mein nahi mujhe kisi ki fikar, Lut hi gaya mein aapki har adaa par.
Sir john Posted November 20, 2010 Author Posted November 20, 2010 Jiske didaar ke liye dil tadpta hai, Jiske intzaar me dil tarasta hai, Kya kahe kam waqt dil ko, Jo apna hokar bhi kisi aur ke liye dhadkta hai.
Sir john Posted November 20, 2010 Author Posted November 20, 2010 Ye hakikat hai kahin khwab to nahi, Koi yaad kare hamein wo baat to nahi, Phir bhi aisa kuch ahsaas hua jaise, Kisi ne yaad kiya, Kahin wo aap to nahi.
Sir john Posted November 20, 2010 Author Posted November 20, 2010 Kaun tha apna kispe inayat karte, Hamari to hasrat thi vo bhi mohabbat karte, Samjha hi nahi mujhe kisi kabil, Warna unse pyar nahi unki ibadat karte.
Sir john Posted November 20, 2010 Author Posted November 20, 2010 Tere dard ki mein parchai hun, Tere aasuon ki mein gehrai hun, Kehta hai tu mujhe begana, Mein to teri rooh mein samayi hun.
Sir john Posted November 30, 2010 Author Posted November 30, 2010 Fida hua hoon mein kisi par kuch is kadar, Zamane mein nahi mujhe kisi ki fikar, Lut hi gaya mein aapki har adaa par.
Sir john Posted February 7, 2011 Author Posted February 7, 2011 A sexy & attractive lady sees a guy & tells him:will u remove something from my breast? Excited guy: wow,sure what is it? Lady: ur eyes bastard.
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