Zelig Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Bobby Heenan:“What's the first letter in the word 'and?'†Tony Schiavone:“'A.'†Bobby Heenan:“No, you didn't hear me. What's the first letter in the word 'and?'†Tony Schiavone:“'A!'†Bobby Heenan:“Forget it. You must be Canadian.†Chris Jericho to Stephanie and Rhino, Just before Summerslam 2001 "At SummerSlam I'm going to take care of that smelly, greasy, nasty animal...and I'm going get you too Rhyno." "Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation.The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway,so the choice is yours jabroni." -The Rock Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: "I always say, 'Once is not enough'." Rob Van Dam: "Yeah, I heard that about you." "Kurt Angle, you think you're really special because you've cashed in on the services of one Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, a two dollar no, a fifty cent no, buy two get one free does any one have change for a nickel skank ass ****?" -The Rock "I'm the Quintessential Studmuffin, the lyrical miracle, the sexual intellectual, Joel 'Every woman's in-fashion infatuation across the whole entire nation! They like the pulsation, but love the penetration and I can sense your frustration as all you get is masturbation! You can use your imagination or I could give you a demonstration' Gertner!" Bobby Heenan commenting on Hogan's entrance music Heenan: That's my second favorite song. Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask. Whats your favorite? Heenan: All the rest are tied. Stephanie: Chris Jericho will screw you Rock. The Rock:Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie. The Rock must say you are looking quite... (looks at her chest) gigantic. The Rock also knows that if there's anyone who knows anything about screwing it's you„. Jericho: It doesn't surprise me you don't want anything to do with me Steph, after all you can't spell Jericho without using the letters: H-O! „ The Rock: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Stephanie, don't listen to Chris Jericho. Because The Rock wants your support. The Rock needs your support. And if The Rock could get half as much support as that push up bra gives those big phony fun bags... then The Rock would be unstoppable.“ Chris Jericho:You know--- Stephanie: (screeching) Stop it! Stop it! Stop it I hate you both! Lita,could you give me some advice on my match tonight? I heard you have a lot of experience taking on 5 guys at once" - HHH :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Bobby Heenan:hail:
Zelig Posted July 30, 2010 Author Posted July 30, 2010 Mankind, Promo before WWF Breakdown '98. "When I saw a man urinating on an electric fence, I thought that was a stupid thing. When the President of the United States sold out his nation for a woman even I would have turned down in high school, that was probably a stupid thing. But of all the stupid things I've seen in my life nothing rivals the People's Elbow for sheer stupidity! If you think I'm gonna lay down on a pay per view and sell that abortion you're even stupider than I look!" Vince McMahon: "This match might tear the family apart." Bobby Heenan: "I am sick and tired to hear about families, which might be torn apart." Vince McMahon: "Really?" Bobby Heenan: "Yeah. The belt is what it's all about. Winning the title and getting all the money. Who cares about your family? They do nothing for you except invading your house at Thanksgiving trying to loot your meal." :haha::haha::haha:
Zelig Posted August 24, 2010 Author Posted August 24, 2010 Bump! "She's had more hands on her than a doorknob" - The Bodydonnas on Sunny. "You don't have to yell at me, Schiavone. I'm not blind!" -- Bobby Heenan "You never really know a woman till you meet her in court." -- Jerry Lawler "This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's! So ladies, why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays?" -- Val Venis "Helen Hart is so old, she's the only person i know who has an autographed copy of the Bible" -- Jerry Lawler Triple H: "We will only use the words, ass, damn, hell and *****. We will NEVER, however, use the words, ****, ****, goddamn, Jesus Christ, ...got or any other racial, or sexual slurs. Now then as it pretains to video, we promise there will be less...DICK references." Michaels: "AH, ****!" Triple H: "Watch your ****in' mouth!" Michaels: "Oh jeez, **** me..." Triple H: "Goddammit... ****. Anyway, there will be less... penis references." Michaels: "Oh and one last thing, even though many of you believe that currently the favorite past time in the Oral Office is swallow the leader. I did not, I repeat did not sleep with that young intern as a matter of fact I was UP, ALL, NIGHT! *they laugh*" Vince McMahon: Last week, DX brought me a rooster. The implication being, that I love cocks. Well I don't. What I love is great men, men who are pioneers. Men like, my good friend at NBC Dick Eversol. Men like, the Vice President of the United States of America, Dick Cheney. Or that great entertainer....what's his name, the guy who's almost as old as I am? Oh, Dick Clarke. What I'm getting at, people, is that I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon...love...dicks. (the fans laugh) That's right. I said it. I love dicks. I love 'em all, and I don't discriminate either. I like big ones, I like small ones. I like fat ones, I like skinny ones. I like long ones, I like short ones. I like white ones, I like black ones. Hell I'll even do an Asian. (all this time the fans are still laughing) I just can't get enough dicks. And let me be the first to tell you, that anyone who gets between me and my dicks. Well then.....YOU'RE FIRED. (continues to scream the word "fired" while coughing like an old man) i4AnQ18nCFo "so round" :D VMO1VFy-3FU&feature=related :haha::haha::haha::haha:
Bublu Bhuyan Posted August 24, 2010 Posted August 24, 2010 Shawn Michaels to Undertaker: The HeartBreak Kid, Shawn Michaels doesn't rest in peace. As a matter of fact, he can stay up all night!!
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