Mathematics, Arithmetic etc

[Rajiv]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________ _________ _________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ____________ _________ ________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. ____________ _________ ________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ____________ _________ ________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ____________ _________ _________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ____________ _________ _________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ____________ _________ ________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[gator]

Re: Mathematics, Arithmetic etc btw, always wondered, what is the difference between arithmetic and mathematics..

[Dirty_South]

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