DomainK Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 Where does the English cricket team stay during a tour of South Africa? With their parents.
DomainK Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 I'm always immensely proud when England win the Ashes. Coming first in a bi-annual two team competition, in a game we invented, against a country with a population a third the size of ours, about 25% of the time, is really something to cherish.
DomainK Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 Taking a clue from the Americans, the Aussi's have blamed a website for their recent defeat in the Ashes. It's called 'Wicketleaks'
DomainK Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 Lakme has launched a new product in Pakistan that can fix spots on facial skin. They have signed up Salman Butt to endorse it.
DomainK Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 What's the difference between Tarzan and the Australian cricket team? Tarzan could reverse swing.
DomainK Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 I think the Australians need to be more careful picking their cricket team line up. haven't they noticed Shane Watson is an anagram of 'want no ashes'
DomainK Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 Just bought a copy of International Cricket 2010 for my Xbox, but the disc is broken. I'm looking for Salman Butt now, I've heard he is f**king good at fixing cricket games.
DomainK Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 Kamran Akmal - from zero to hero and back to zero in 2.5 seconds.
Jadoo Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 Shoaib Akhtar has been invited to participate in Master Chef as it’s believed he can make a meal out of practically anything. I'm always immensely proud when England win the Ashes. Coming first in a bi-annual two team competition' date=' in a game we invented, against a country with a population a third the size of ours, about 25% of the time, is really something to cherish.[/quote'] I think the Australians need to be more careful picking their cricket team line up. haven't they noticed Shane Watson is an anagram of 'want no ashes' :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop:
Sachin=GOD Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 Nazi concentration camp commandant calls an Englishman, Australian and a Jew into his office."Ve are going to have a cricket match. "He turns to the Englishman: "You vill be ze capitan of ze English team" He turns to the Aussie: "You vill be ze capitan of ze Australian team" "What"s my part in this then?" asks the Jew" "You vill be ze ashes" says the commandant.
Sachin=GOD Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 My new cricket coach says it's mind blowing the way my balls swing but he would prefer if I wore trousers like everyone else.
mhr123 Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 1980's --- Santa is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest... First ball : Whizzes past Santa's off-stump. Santa doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Second ball : Goes right over the Santa's bat and just over the middle stump, somehow missing both the bat and the stumps. Santa is again unmoved. Third ball : Is a bouncer. Almost decapitates the Santa, missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Santa doesn't move a muscle. Fourth ball : Outside the leg-stump. Santa again doesn't move, and the ball shoots past him to the wicket-keeper. But this time, the umpire shouts "No Ball!" Santa walks upto the umpire and tells him, "u phaccking retard,you discovered it now? You see, I know from the very beginning that the guy has no ball in his hand!"
DomainK Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 Bookie approaches Pakistani cricketer: Pak cricketer: What do you want? Bookie: Got any no balls for me? **** off, I can’t sell no balls. The ACSU is watching. C'mon, dont be scared, show some balls. What do you mean? I mean you have no balls? **** you. I have balls. I am pathan.:mad: You have no balls. I have balls. What about no balls? You have no balls. Are you sure? I am sure, I am telling you, you have no balls. Thank you. ACSU officer steps in “Step aside please; let me read you your rights.” Pak Cricketer: "I see, it's all fixed.":ohmy: ACSU Officer: Thanks for the confession.
gaurav92 Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 ^:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
DomainK Posted March 1, 2011 Author Posted March 1, 2011 Australian racism: Bloody English, coming to our country, taking our wickets.
DomainK Posted March 1, 2011 Author Posted March 1, 2011 "ICC is investigating worrying reports of irregular betting patterns in the world cup. Some people are actually backing Australia"
DomainK Posted March 1, 2011 Author Posted March 1, 2011 Santa asked Banta for help on a crossword puzzle the other day. It said "Pakistan (3,4 8,10...)". Banta said "stupid, that's not a crossword puzzle, that's yesterday's scorecard.
DomainK Posted March 1, 2011 Author Posted March 1, 2011 I heard on the news yesterday that the Pakistani Cricket players involved in the match fixing scandal had been charged. Imagine my disappointment when I found out it wasn't with 50,000 volts.
DomainK Posted March 1, 2011 Author Posted March 1, 2011 The Bangladeshis should stop calling their batsmen tigers. They should be called ducks.
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