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Hawkeye was fixed claims Pak newspaper


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Some possibilities 1) Illegal Copy Software 2) Beta Version 3) Mouse ball need cleaning so it shifted to the right 4) 3rd Umpire was watching porn and when the call came, he pressed Escape whcih affected the UDRS software 5) BCCI Adopted David Copperfield, behind the camera to hypnotize the entire world 6) Manmohan had a switch under his sofa 7) The Ball was Hawkeye-Proof when Sachin as playing 8) Stumps became slimmer in the software have any more?
Kamran didn't drop them. They were just optical illusions.
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The world cup victory is yet to fully sink in, but threads like these are helping. When you achieve something special, it's people around you that make you realize the full extent of the achievement- either by appreciation or by being bitterly jealous. Pakistan is playing the role to perfection here. I did expect some jealousy, but they are exceeding all expectations.

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Some possibilities 1) Illegal Copy Software 2) Beta Version 3) Mouse ball need cleaning so it shifted to the right 4) 3rd Umpire was watching porn and when the call came, he pressed Escape whcih affected the UDRS software 5) BCCI Adopted David Copperfield, behind the camera to hypnotize the entire world 6) Manmohan had a switch under his sofa 7) The Ball was Hawkeye-Proof when Sachin as playing 8) Stumps became slimmer in the software have any more?
Dropped catches: 9) Tendulkar's bat has a secret button, that releases butter on the ball as it makes the contact. 10) Pakistani players forgot to wash the hands before coming to the field [they were jerking off to Poonam Pandey]
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This is very stupid. India won the game, world cup is over. No need for some journalist to make these kind of statements. We should practice harder instead.

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I think whole IT power of the world should come together and create a virtual world for these losers, where only they exist, they win, and get whatever they want within that virtual world. World will be so peaceful for everyone then. :hatsoff: :shades_smile::shades_smile: Waiting for a :call: from NASA, CIA, Bill-Melinda Gates Foundation. Vote for me for Nobel Peace prize. ( Obama can get it for an idea, why can't I) :hitler: :shades_smile::shades_smile:

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