gaurav92 Posted July 12, 2011 Author Posted July 12, 2011 Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon? Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
gaurav92 Posted July 12, 2011 Author Posted July 12, 2011 Laloo Yadav went to London. One evening, he felt like talking to his wife and dialed his residence. Laloo Yadav: O-Hallooo! Reply: Hello! Laloo Yadav smirks as it is an unfamiliar male voice. He says: Kaun bol raha hai? Reply: Shaab, main Bahadur. Laloo Yadav: Bahadur, where did you come from? Bahadur: Shaab, memsahaab has kept me here. Laloo Yadav shifts uneasily on learning that Rabris daring at keeping a pahari Bahadur just the day he has left home. He says: Ok, go and call memsaab. Bahadur - Shaab, Memshaab is sleeping with Shaab! Laloo Yadav turns red and wild with anger. He screams into the phone: Listen Bahadur, listen to me. I am your real Sahib. Bahadur: But then who is sleeping with Memshaab? Laloo Yadav: Woh koi ullu ka pattha hai. Go to the drawing room and get my gun which is hanging there. After a few seconds Bahadur comes back: Shaab, Ive got the gun! Laloo Yadav: And just around there in the drawers should be the bullets, take them and fit them into the gun. After a minute Bahadur replies: Shaab, its ready now. Laloo Yadav: Now go and kill both the the Memsahib and the fake Sahib! Two gunshots are heard and Bahadur comes back to the phone: Shaab, Ive shot both of them, what do I do with the dead bodies? Laloo Yadav: Just dig a hole in the garden and bury both of them in it. Bahadur: Shaab, I don't get it! This is the fifteenth floor, theres no garden here! Laloo Yadav: Oh, sorry, wrong number!
gaurav92 Posted July 12, 2011 Author Posted July 12, 2011 ^I am trying, probably by Page 27, I ll get better :icflove:
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