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Desh hamara Tarakki pe / Cricket team hamari tarakki pe


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Garv se kaho hum bharatiye hai, phakr se kaho hum number ek hai Desh hamara tarakki pe Pradhan mantri ne le liya maun wrath Rehman Malik bhi aa kar chuppi na tod sake Vote mangte samay lajja na aai Aaj khamoshi ke peeche bhi na chup sake Har mod pe nazar aate bhrashtachari Desh hamara tarakki pe Kal tak poojte the nari ko aaj beech sadak aabru lut-ti Koi aisa mard nahi bacha Jiske bahadure se behne bachti Dilli mai khule ghoomte balatkari Desh hamara tarakki pe Musalmano ko diya reservation Dalito ko de di tarakki Phir bhi ghar par chula na jala dhakoslo se pete nahi bharti Bas peeche rah gaye karamchari Desh hamara tarakki pe Gujrat me hote dange Bangal mai dukane jalti Kahin baba, kahin mulla har aur nafrat ki dhuni ramti Sadhu bhesh mai aate durachari Desh hamara tarakki pe Aur hum hai bharat ke janta Sab kuch dekh kar unsuna kare Kabhi Gandhi, Subhas hum se aaye Aaj mook, andhe bahre bane Hum pe raaj karte atyachari Desh hamara tarakki pe

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Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Garv se kaho hum bhartiya hai phakr se kaho hum number ek they Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Sachin Tendulkar ne le liya maun wrat Hum jaise aam admi kabhi uski kya yeh chuppi tod sake? Koi kahe, 100th century karte waqt lajja na aai Dekho aaj England ne hamari kaise maari Sachin ke khamoshi ke peeche, saari team kab tak chupe Har mod pe nazar aatey BCCI ke bhrashtachari Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Kal tak poojte they Sachin ko Aaj hamare ghaar, hamari hi aabru lut-ti Koi aisa khiladi nahin bacha Jiski bahaduri se hamari lajja bachti BCCI mein ghumtey Srini jaise balatkari Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Dhoni ne diya Jaddu ko reservation Yuvi, Bhajji ko di tarakki Phir hua wahi... England ne ki balatkari Bas peeche rah gaye baaki young khiladi Cricket team hamari tarakki pe ICF pe hote dange Angrezon ki jeet pe, kisi "KT" ki jalti Kahin Sachin, Kahin Dhoni Idhar har taraf unki nafrat ki dhuni ramti Kabhi Sadhu bhesh mein aate padosi Ek din tha jab hum unpe haste, aaj hai unki yeh baari Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Aur hum hai ye team ki fan junta Sab khuch dekh kar, team ko sunaya kare Kabhi yeh thread khole, kabhi wahan troll kare Phir bhi BCCi, mook, andhe bhaire bane Hum pe raaj karte rahenge ye atyachari Cricket team hamari tarakki pe PS. Shamelessly plagiarised from OP.

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Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Garv se kaho hum bhartiya hai phakr se kaho hum number ek they Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Sachin Tendulkar ne le liya maun wrat Hum jaise aam admi kabhi uski kya yeh chuppi tod sake? Koi kahe, 100th century karte waqt lajja na aai Loh Aaj England ne hamari kaise maari Sachin ke khamoshi ke peeche, saari team kab tak chupe Har mod pe nazar aatey BCCI ke bhrashtachari Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Kal tak poojte they Sachin ko Aaj hamare ghaar, hamari hi aabru lut-ti Koi aisa khiladi nahin bacha Jiski bahaduri se hamari lajja bachti BCCI mein ghumtey Srini jaise balatkari Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Dhoni ne diya Jaddu ko reservation Yuvi, Bhajji ko di tarakki Phir hua wahi... England ne ki balatkari Bas peeche rah gaye baaki young khiladi Cricket team hamari tarakki pe ICF pe hote dange Angrezon ki jeet pe, kisi "KT" ki jalti Kahin Sachin, Kahin Dhoni Idhar har taraf unki nafrat ki dhuni ramti Kabhi Sadhu bhesh mein aate padosi Ek din tha jab hum unpe haste, aaj hai unki yeh baari Cricket team hamari tarakki pe Aur hum hai ye team ki fan junta Sab khuch dekh kar, team ko sunaya kare Kabhi yeh thread khole, kabhi wahan troll kare Aaj BCCi, mook, andhe bhaire bane Hum pe raaj karte ye atyachari Cricket team hamari tarakki pe PS. Shamelessly plagiarised from OP.
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Much better than mine
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Jiyo MTC!! :two_thumbs_up: Chha gaye dost Aur tum bhi jiyo Tdigi. Now MTC would be miffed though, you used MTC to get back at his God SRT :--D Then again from my standpoint, tum double jiyo uske liye.

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