DesiChap Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.†*************** This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the “mundan†ceremony of his 10 year old son: “As I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..†*************** Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding: “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..†*************** From H.A.L. Administration Dept: “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.†*************** Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave†*************** An incident of a leave letter: “I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday†*************** A leave letter to the headmaster: “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today†*************** Another leave letter written to the headmaster: “As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.†*************** Covering note: “I am enclosed here with…†*************** Another one: “Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below†*************** Actual letter written for application of leave: “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leaveâ€. *************** Letter writing: “I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.†*************** A candidate’s job application: “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both (!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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