asterix Posted May 12, 2014 Posted May 12, 2014 It seem the Idiots have a leg spinner sitting on bench, I heard Kumble (their bowling coach?) saying on TV. He was saying that soon people will be able to see that spinner... How dumb is Kumble? He himself was a spinner. Most of the teams are using leg spinners to take loads of wickets... Ojha has been a pathetic T20 bowler... He just chucks half vollies... Doesn't even spins the ball. They could've played their leg spinner in tonight's match but idiots decided to again select Ojha who went 8 an over without any wickets...
Roshanrocks Posted May 13, 2014 Author Posted May 13, 2014 We have got breaking news folks! Our toofani tez Patrakaar Asterix has brought in breaking news of a secret weapons grade leg spinner sitting in the dug outs who might be unleashed on the opponents after they have been knocked out of the IPL... This weapon is being trained to be sold for tremendous profit in the next auctions.. The previous weapons Duminy, Maxwell and Yuz Chahal are prime examples of this... Buying Lendl Simmons turned out to be a masterstroke (only 2 games old though) :hatsoff: Thallaiva Rayudu is back in form too which will help him maintain National spot for while.... MI management keep Rohit n Pollard in the dugout until the 17th over, with Anderson heating the bench.. :hatsoff: Biggest brainy move though was bringing in Ojha in place of PK on a pitch with plenty of swing... :hatsoff: I will study more MI matches to learn tactics from the Maetro's.. This is armchair Patrakaar RoRo.. ICF news... Internet (Undercover reporter xxxxxx has reported that a packet was sent to SRH high command in the middle of the first innings, The reporter though is missing after relaying the news)
undisputed chap Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 RoRo is pointing still with them or did he go back?
Roshanrocks Posted May 13, 2014 Author Posted May 13, 2014 SHould be still with them.. My undercover reporter saw him and SRT practising batting on Don Bradman cricket 14. Available on flipkart for Rs 3490 only
undisputed chap Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 SHould be still with them.. My undercover reporter saw him and SRT practising batting on Don Bradman cricket 14. Available on flipkart for Rs 3490 only 4000/- bucks for a game :omg: Does it have in built rhiti contract or something.:hmmm:
Roshanrocks Posted May 13, 2014 Author Posted May 13, 2014 4000/- bucks for a game :omg: Does it have in built rhiti contract or something.:hmmm: No no no.. Let me look at the Top secret classified MI files.. It says Ponting challenged SRT to a challnge on DB14. Unfortunately SRT got a modelling contract with MI and had to be present at all games throughout IPL... SO instead SRT requested beta AMbani to bring in Ponting to the MI dressing room as mentor.. Now both the legends are busy on their PS3...
zakk Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 It seem the Idiots have a leg spinner sitting on bench, I heard Kumble (their bowling coach?) saying on TV. He was saying that soon people will be able to see that spinner... How dumb is Kumble? He himself was a spinner. Most of the teams are using leg spinners to take loads of wickets... Ojha has been a pathetic T20 bowler... He just chucks half vollies... Doesn't even spins the ball. They could've played their leg spinner in tonight's match but idiots decided to again select Ojha who went 8 an over without any wickets... We have got breaking news folks! Our toofani tez Patrakaar Asterix has brought in breaking news of a secret weapons grade leg spinner sitting in the dug outs who might be unleashed on the opponents after they have been knocked out of the IPL... This weapon is being trained to be sold for tremendous profit in the next auctions.. The previous weapons Duminy' date=' Maxwell and Yuz Chahal are prime examples of this...[/quote'] Shreyas Gopal it is :agree: have seen him playing University Cricket last year. he was part of Bangaluru team and they won that tourney. were he did well and their kaptaan also played some good innings in under pressure situation. Shreyas is good batter too but don't think he is gonna get chance ahead of PK :((
BlueBee Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Greatest thread :hail:
moniker Posted May 13, 2014 Posted May 13, 2014 What a thread. :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
Roshanrocks Posted May 14, 2014 Author Posted May 14, 2014 What a thread. :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Greatest thread :hail: RoRo :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hatsoff: :icflove:
zakk Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 :hatsoff: :icflove: tujh per hans raha tha be mai to :poink:
Roshanrocks Posted May 14, 2014 Author Posted May 14, 2014 tujh per hans raha tha be mai to :poink: Har thread opener ko kya chahiye? comments.. Tumne comment karne ki mehnat ki isliye shukriya... :hatsoff: Abse yha trolling karke mujhe disturb na karna.. Mujhe MI ke next match ki tactical prediction karni hai :sherlock:
undisputed chap Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 RoRo Kay bambai apne leg spinner ko aaj khilayegi??
zakk Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 Har thread opener ko kya chahiye? comments.. Tumne comment karne ki mehnat ki isliye shukriya... :hatsoff: Abse yha trolling karke mujhe disturb na karna.. Mujhe MI ke next match ki tactical prediction karni hai :sherlock: to phir ye le ek aur comment :poink: bol to aur bhi comments kardu :poink: match aaj hai to jo bhi tactics predict karni hai aaj hi kardena :cantstop:
zakk Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 RoRo Kay bambai apne leg spinner ko aaj khilayegi?? galat sawaal :headshake: disturb na karo use yaar :giggle:
undisputed chap Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 zakk bhai apko yahan trolling karne keep bajay shaadi kar leni chayiye.
zakk Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 zakk bhai apko yahan trolling karne keep bajay shaadi kar leni chayiye. Shraddha jab bhi taiyar hojayegi mai shaadi karluga
undisputed chap Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 Shraddha jab bhi taiyar hojayegi mai shaadi karluga Tab to aaj ki shaadi hone se rahi. Tab taken koi gf/bf hi dhoonh lo jisse apka thoda timepass bhi ho Jane aura humko aapki trolling se chutkara mil sake
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