guju24 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing. Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death. Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta. Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him. Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly. The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?" Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesiChap Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_South Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 fcuk ! :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 worst joke eva...:banghead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_South Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I'm sure that Santa waz shot :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 lol.. Here's the real "Funniest Joke in the world" :D [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjbYNgIi5ss]YouTube - The Funniest Joke In The World[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 :haha: That was funny as sh!t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holysmoke Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 lol.. Here's the real "Funniest Joke in the world" :D YouTube - The Funniest Joke In The World Can I have my 10 mins back? :angry_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Online Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Can I have my 10 mins back? :angry_smile: my thoughts exactly - bloody irritating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 LOL.. you guys no monty python fans ? Tut tut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apocalypse Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 haha monty python Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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