zubinpepsi Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 1)Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shootshisfriend and kills him. Wife says: 'If you behave like this, youwillloseALL your friends'. 2) A small Boy wrote to Santa Clause, 'send me a brother' Santawroteback: ' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER' 3) What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister andMattress 4) Husband asks:'Doyou know that the meaning of WIFE is: Without Information Fighting Every-time. Wife replies: ' No,......It means:With Idiot For-Ever !!!' 5) What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. 6) A young boy asks his Dad : 'What is the difference betweenconfidentand confidential? Dad says: 'You are my son, I'm confident aboutthat. Your friend overthere, is also myson, THAT is confidential.'
Dirty_South Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 2) A small Boy wrote to Santa Clause, 'send me a brother' Santawroteback: ' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER' :haha:
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