Dark Warrior Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 What did the man say wen THAKUR (frm sholay) came up to take his award??? ....." give him a big HAND..." ================================================== kid:mom ,can i go out and play ? mom :what,with those holes in ur trousers ? kid: no,with the kids next door :| :| ================================================== What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed? Answer: Sleep somewhere elz =D =================================================== Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. =================================================== Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid. ===================================================== Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. ===================================================== Ladies, If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. ====================================================== M.B.B.S Final paper..Fill in the blanks..Q. If a girl faints, we must first touch her PU_S_. Only 1 student passed, he wrote PULSE..! :| ====================================================== A farmer was carrying a sack on his back Asardar: Oye,kya leke jaa raha hain? Farmer: gehu(wheat) Asardar: O yaar haat mila! Main bhi gay hun ====================================================== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap_Brannigan Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I literally god a headache reading these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted January 30, 2010 Author Share Posted January 30, 2010 So you actually read the whole post!! :| Bravo! Bravo!! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 :| *Poetries* Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!! ===================================================== Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !! ====================================================== Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !! ===================================================== Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !! ==================================================== Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!" ===================================================== Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Hain .... Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ... Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..." ===================================================== Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ... . . Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ... . . . Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii .. !! =================================================== :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 :(( :(( and i thought ur jokes would be better than shubsy's! :whine: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 :((:((:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 :((:((:(( :amitdance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 :amitdance: :nervous: Now we need one shubham smiley, I guess. :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 :nervous: Now we need one shubham smiley' date=' I guess. :--D[/quote'] we do its this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 we do its this one :omg: I thought it's your smiley. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 :omg: I thought it's your smiley. :| no my smilie is this one! :poink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I liked the first one, next one was :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!! :haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 Q: Why Shahid Afridi can beat Mike Tyson in boxing? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A: Because Mike Tyson bites only ears!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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