Dark Warrior Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 What did the man say wen THAKUR (frm sholay) came up to take his award??? ....." give him a big HAND..." ================================================== kid:mom ,can i go out and play ? mom :what,with those holes in ur trousers ? kid: no,with the kids next door :| :| ================================================== What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed? Answer: Sleep somewhere elz =D =================================================== Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. =================================================== Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid. ===================================================== Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. ===================================================== Ladies, If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. ====================================================== M.B.B.S Final paper..Fill in the blanks..Q. If a girl faints, we must first touch her PU_S_. Only 1 student passed, he wrote PULSE..! :| ====================================================== A farmer was carrying a sack on his back Asardar: Oye,kya leke jaa raha hain? Farmer: gehu(wheat) Asardar: O yaar haat mila! Main bhi gay hun ======================================================
Zap_Brannigan Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 I literally god a headache reading these
Dark Warrior Posted January 30, 2010 Author Posted January 30, 2010 So you actually read the whole post!! :| Bravo! Bravo!! :p
Dark Warrior Posted January 31, 2010 Author Posted January 31, 2010 :| *Poetries* Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!! ===================================================== Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !! ====================================================== Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !! ===================================================== Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !! ==================================================== Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!" ===================================================== Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Hain .... Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ... Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..." ===================================================== Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ... . . Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ... . . . Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii .. !! =================================================== :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :((
CricketGirl Posted January 31, 2010 Posted January 31, 2010 :(( :(( and i thought ur jokes would be better than shubsy's! :whine:
Dark Warrior Posted January 31, 2010 Author Posted January 31, 2010 :amitdance: :nervous: Now we need one shubham smiley, I guess. :--D
CricketGirl Posted January 31, 2010 Posted January 31, 2010 :nervous: Now we need one shubham smiley' date=' I guess. :--D[/quote'] we do its this one
Dark Warrior Posted January 31, 2010 Author Posted January 31, 2010 we do its this one :omg: I thought it's your smiley. :|
CricketGirl Posted January 31, 2010 Posted January 31, 2010 :omg: I thought it's your smiley. :| no my smilie is this one! :poink:
beetle Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!! :haha::haha:
Dark Warrior Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 Q: Why Shahid Afridi can beat Mike Tyson in boxing? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A: Because Mike Tyson bites only ears!!
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