Dark Warrior Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 issliye = thats why jaao = go doob = drown maro = die uss = that sea =sea me = in thats why go drown die that sea in :bow: :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaku Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 No one rubbed the salt? Ok here it is: She deserved someone better... THIS! men! :headshake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 THIS! men! :headshake: Aah! Rubbing the salt reminds me of :dd: :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StriKe Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 No one rubbed the salt? Ok here it is: She deserved someone better... :((:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Ok, a friend of mine posted this on my FB wall...This is an apparent true incident........ An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank, Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari Into the banks underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you are away, we checked you out and Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?†The Indian replies "Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return". This is a true incident and the Indian was none other than , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akshayxyz Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 ^^ a very very old wall-street joke, older than internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Absolutely, its a stale story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Yeah, very old joke. The guy is sometimes a Gujju, sometimes a sardar, sometimes a marwadi, sometimes a lawyer. It's the first time he is Vijay Mallya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Yeah' date=' very old joke. The guy is sometimes a Gujju, sometimes a sardar, sometimes a marwadi, sometimes a lawyer. It's the first time he is Vijay Mallya.[/quote'] May be that is why he found it new :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akshayxyz Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Yeah' date=' very old joke. The guy is sometimes a Gujju, sometimes a sardar, sometimes a marwadi, sometimes a lawyer. It's the first time he is Vijay Mallya.[/quote'] I remember reading blonde version too. So, none of these is any smarter than blondes ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 May be that is why he found it new :P :facepalm: now even kids are mocking me :((..okie..I iz embarrased :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 ^Thats not mockery. That was just a gentle nudge from your bro :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 ^Thats not mockery. That was just a gentle nudge from your bro :icflove: I iz kidding.:icflove:...out before it gets gayish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 H6zy7W84oSg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 ^:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark Warrior Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karan114 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakat Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 ^ :cantstop: This is Awesome too! http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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