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Re: Shoaib doubtful for World Cup

Akhtar is a rare specimen. Perhaps the only guy who failed in every test in his life & yet came out of each one of them, unharmed. High school test - Failed. Excuse: Kidney failure. Result: Graduated Chucking test - Failed. Excuse: Hyper Extension. Result: Action cleared Doping test - Failed. Excuse: Brain Fart. Result: Cleared to play.
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Re: Shoaib doubtful for World Cup

Akhtar is a rare specimen. Perhaps the only guy who failed in every test in his life & yet came out of each one of them, unharmed. High school test - Failed. Excuse: Kidney failure. Result: Graduated Chucking test - Failed. Excuse: Hyper Extension. Result: Action cleared Doping test - Failed. Excuse: Brain Fart. Result: Cleared to play.
He also failed to walk until the age of 5 which makes it quite incredible that for so many years he was the world's fastest bowler and produced some memorable spells.
PS: with the help of chucking and drugs of course
Predictable, awfully predictable response!
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Re: Shoaib doubtful for World Cup

Akhtar is a rare specimen. Perhaps the only guy who failed in every test in his life & yet came out of each one of them, unharmed. High school test - Failed. Excuse: Kidney failure. Result: Graduated Chucking test - Failed. Excuse: Hyper Extension. Result: Action cleared Doping test - Failed. Excuse: Brain Fart. Result: Cleared to play.
He also failed to walk until the age of 5 which makes it quite incredible that for so many years he was the world's fastest bowler and produced some memorable spells.
PS: with the help of chucking and drugs of course
Predictable, awfully predictable response!
Well truth can be boring sometimes, awfully boring as well
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Thanks Dhondy. I've resurfaced only for a few days though. But I'll be back on the day the WC begins.
You sound like dopey-mopey. You run away from dope tests citing injuries. Then suddenly show up one day, teasing us with how eager u are to play the world cup. When threatened with a potential life ban by ICC, u are about to flee again. No wonder u sympathize them Gambo. :hic: Ok, enuff kidding. Take all the break you want. We need you well rested come the world cup.
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Re: Shoaib doubtful for World Cup

Akhtar is a rare specimen. Perhaps the only guy who failed in every test in his life & yet came out of each one of them, unharmed. High school test - Failed. Excuse: Kidney failure. Result: Graduated Chucking test - Failed. Excuse: Hyper Extension. Result: Action cleared Doping test - Failed. Excuse: Brain Fart. Result: Cleared to play.
He also failed to walk until the age of 5 which makes it quite incredible that for so many years he was the world's fastest bowler and produced some memorable spells.
PS: with the help of chucking and drugs of course
Predictable, awfully predictable response!
Well truth can be boring sometimes, awfully boring as well
Yea i guess all those attempts to get the grapes down can get a bit boring after a while.
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Re: Shoaib doubtful for World Cup

Thanks Dhondy. I've resurfaced only for a few days though. But I'll be back on the day the WC begins.
You sound like dopey-mopey. You run away from dope tests citing injuries. Then suddenly show up one day, teasing us with how eager u are to play the world cup. When threatened with a potential life ban by ICC, u are about to flee again. No wonder u sympathize them Gambo. :hic: Ok, enuff kidding. Take all the break you want. We need you well rested come the world cup.
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