Ram Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 1) Hire the best coach, best physiotherapist , the best massagist ( ?? ) , the best psychologist, the best every -ist and hope the team performs well. 2) Have all your pacemen on steroids so that bowlers like Venkatesh Prasad bowl at 150+ 3) If the ICC asks for dope tests , send all the team members on trips to hawaii, fiji and report back to ICC saying - " Players have gone for fitness tests".. 4) Commit an atrocity against democracy so that you get atleast a couple of forfeited matches from teams like England and qualify for the knockout stages. 5) Pray that the every key member of the opposing team has his wife expecting a child. Bribe the doctors of that country to "fix" the delivary during the semi-finals and finals. 6) Hire terrorist organizations to send customized threat messages to each and every member of the squad, saying " You either perform , or else.. ". It might just work... You never know !!! 7) Before the opposing team's net session , spray the ground with grease and hope that the best bowler slips and twists the ankle. 8) Find innovative and undetectable ways to tamper the ball. Example - The team's computer analyst seated in a vantage position in a nearby building and focussing a high power laser or something on the ball. Nobody will have a clue !! 9) Have 11 blank cheques in the name of the opposing players ready before every match. 10) And yes , if possible -- Play some good cricket. The world cup is all yours for the taking !! Link to comment
yoda Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment
veer Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! this time there is only one way.. BE PART OF TEAM INDIA.. Link to comment
MundaPakistani Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! Wait a minute i have one more -Play better cricket than the oppositions. :duh: Link to comment
Anakin Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Nice ones Link to comment
gs Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO WIN THE WORLD CUP !! If possible avoid having bucknor as the umpire Link to comment
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