kooljatt Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 There`s this guy named Jack, and he has a girlfriend named Wendy Jack loves Wendy a lot. To prove how much he loves her, he gets `Wendy` tattooed on His penis. When it`s erect, it says her name, and when deflated, it reads `Wy`. So, when she sees her name on His masculine member, she is overwhelmed. He pops the question and she accepts. They decide to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. Once there, they try out all the local culture, including a nude beach. They are having a great time when Jack decides to get up from sunbathing and get something to drink at the beach bar. He walks over to the bar with His deflated love muscle, trying not to let His eyes wander and end up embarrassing himself. He orders a drink from the Jamaican guy at the bar, who is also naked. He is surprised to note that the bartender also has `Wy` tattooed on His penis! Jack says to the guy, `Wow, what a coincidence. So, you have a girlfriend named "Wendy" and her name is tattooed on your penis, too?` The bartender looks slowly down at Jack, back to His and starts laughing. Flashing a wide grin, he says, `No, mon. Mine says, "Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day."`
kooljatt Posted October 20, 2008 Author Posted October 20, 2008 This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. A few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy if he knew what he wanted. The guy says `I`d like a quickie`. The waitress flushes and says `That`s not funny. Now, what would you like to order.` The guys says, `I`d really like a quickie`. The waitress angrily storms off after this. Another customer overheard the conversation. He leans over and says to the guy, `I think that it`s pronounced quiche...`
kooljatt Posted October 20, 2008 Author Posted October 20, 2008 A tourist approached a prostitute in the back streets of Soho in London "How much?" he asked "It'll cost ya twenty quid" replied the tart "American Express?" he inquired "You can go as fast as you like" she said
kooljatt Posted October 20, 2008 Author Posted October 20, 2008 This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis. "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
kooljatt Posted October 20, 2008 Author Posted October 20, 2008 Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, �Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women� The ladies were convinced and walked in. On the first floor a sign read, �the men on this floor are not good at having sex, but are very gentle and very tempting�. The ladies were not satisfied and they walked to the second floor which a sign read, �the men on this floor are good at having sex but are very rude and self-considerate� The ladies were once again not satisfied and went on to the third floor where a sign said, �There are nothing wrong with the men on this floor, they�re good at having soft sex they are very nice, gentle and hot� the four ladies were tempted to go in but decided to go to the last floor to see what was in it. When they got there they saw a sign that said, �There is absolutely no one on this floor, this floor was just made to show that there is no way to please a woman�
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