Zap_Brannigan Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 We have acquired evidence which challenges your claims that the eye patch is merely an ostentatious gesture intended to scare. Reports from our esteemed EMC SPY BOTS reveal that you POKED OUT THE OWL EYES in brutal fashion with your toothbrush and later attempted to cover up the empty socket with an eye patch. This cover up has not escaped the surveillance of the EMC. You will now hand over the wounded owl to EMC custodians and then we shall take it upon ourselves to decide your FATE' date=' SCUMBAG.[/quote'] Can i get the owl then ? I dont have an owl of my own:((
Guest Evil Mod Consortium Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Can i get the owl then ? I dont have an owl of my own:(( No. Too many people here are misusing owls. Please read Predator's post again.
The Outsider Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 As an animal lover myself, i have been deeply hurt by the blatant acts of OWL MOLESTATION that routinely occur on these forums. Owls are being subjected to all kinds of vile and inhumane torture - ranging from smoking bongs laced with LSD, forcibly wearing tight pirate caps which don't fit their small heads, big heavy chains which outweigh them and being openly sold as anal sex merchants. These acts all run contrary to the ICF animal rights charter. From now on, anyone seen exploiting an owl will immediately be issued an infraction and ignorance of multiple warnings will be punished by castration, in accordance with the main legislative system of ICF - the sharia law (which is really nice you know, but only in certain states. Ours isn't one of those states, in case you were wondering). :laugh: Oh noez another mod consortium thread!:cry_smile:
Guest Evil Mod Consortium Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 The eye patch' date=' though, I wanted my dear friend to wear it to scare the EMC a little more.[/quote'] You failed. Please die. Oh, and the pirate thing just doesn't work anymore.
graphic23 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 We have acquired evidence which challenges your claims that the eye patch is merely an ostentatious gesture intended to scare. Reports from our esteemed EMC SPY BOTS reveal that you POKED OUT THE OWL EYES in brutal fashion with your toothbrush and later attempted to cover up the empty socket with an eye patch. This cover up has not escaped the surveillance of the EMC. You will now hand over the wounded owl to EMC custodians and then we shall take it upon ourselves to decide your FATE' date=' SCUMBAG.[/quote'] Ha! So you admit that you were violating the law that states that no ICF member shall ever be spied upon by any other ICF member or moderator or God. Because you have violated the sacred laws by creating Evil spy bots (of mod consortium), you need to punished severely by the system. Coming back to the pokage of my owl, that was a cover up to make you admit your own mistake. It was a fake styrofoam owl. Your stupid bots couldn't pickup that these fake styrofoam owls were so damn sturdy. Phew! I finally caught the EMC abusing the power of the mod consortium. I think the revolution will shortly be in action. We need to over the EMC and create a OMC (Owl Mod Consortium) where the Rajeev's GOD powers are to be given to the collective OWL organization (whereby other hierarchical systems of moderators are unnecessary). Then, we shall banish fineleg, whineleg, desi_cartman (for having killed owls), blue_brigade, ze Predator, the Chameleon (shwetabh), and other mods who are not part of the OMC. - Signed, G.
graphic23 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 You failed. Please die. Oh, and the pirate thing just doesn't work anymore. Ninjas are lame and un-Indian. :P Therefore, by the power bestowed upon me by the h4te-crew (soon to be renamed OMC after a coup d’état of the EMC), I banish you to the dungeons.
Guest Evil Mod Consortium Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Ha! So you admit that you were violating the law that states that no ICF member shall ever be spied upon by any other ICF member or moderator or God. Because you have violated the sacred laws by creating Evil spy bots (of mod consortium)' date=' you need to punished severely by the system.[/quote'] You fail again. The law says that no ICF member shall be spied upon by any other ICF member or moderator or God. But there's nothing in there against SPY BOTS. Check the fine print. Oh, and hand the owl over to Pred. That patch is going as well.
Predator_05 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Ha! So you admit that you were violating the law that states that no ICF member shall ever be spied upon by any other ICF member or moderator or God. Violating the LAW ? THE LAW ? I AM THE LAW. MUUUUUUUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Now hand over the owl, FOOL !!
graphic23 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 We have confirmed information (you guys are noobs, didn't bother to check that there was a bot missing) that these bots are not functioning autonomously. Therefore, they were being controlled by an ICF member (i.e. a part of the EMC). Therefore, you FAIL. You're not the law. :P If you were the law, everyone who doesn't swear at fineleg at every moment would be in jail. Guess what?! I'm free. I WILL NOT NOT HANDOVER THE OWL. IT IS MINE. MY PRECIOUS. MWUHAHAHAHAH.
Guest Evil Mod Consortium Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 We have confirmed information (you guys are noobs, didn't bother to check that there was a bot missing) that these bots are not functioning autonomously. Therefore, they were being controlled by an ICF member (i.e. a part of the EMC). Therefore, you FAIL. You're not the law. :P If you were the law, everyone who doesn't swear at fineleg at every moment would be in jail. Guess what?! I'm free. I WILL NOT NOT HANDOVER THE OWL. IT IS MINE. MY PRECIOUS. MWUHAHAHAHAH. This is a polite request to hand over the owl, IDIOT! You do not know the power of the Consortiumatti - it can remove that owl and put it anywhere with a few clicks of a well trained mouse. The only reason the Consortiumatti is giving you chances is that after the death of h4te and destruction of his crew we want to give all these splinter groups a chance to redeem themselves who have taken the struggle against fineleg at some point. If you don't hand that owl over - dead or alive - we will nuke your new groups and hang that owl upside down like we did to h4te, Hari Sampath, and Yuvraj4Captaincy.
Predator_05 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 We have confirmed information (you guys are noobs, didn't bother to check that there was a bot missing) that these bots are not functioning autonomously. Therefore, they were being controlled by an ICF member (i.e. a part of the EMC). Therefore, you FAIL. You're not the law. :P If you were the law, everyone who doesn't swear at fineleg at every moment would be in jail. Guess what?! I'm free. I WILL NOT NOT HANDOVER THE OWL. IT IS MINE. MY PRECIOUS. MWUHAHAHAHAH.
graphic23 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 This is a polite request to hand over the owl' date=' IDIOT! You do not know the power of the Consortiumatti - it can remove that owl and put it anywhere with a few clicks of a well trained mouse. The only reason the Consortiumatti is giving you chances is that after the death of h4te and destruction of his crew we want to give all these splinter groups a chance to redeem themselves who have taken the struggle against fineleg at some point. If you don't hand that owl over - dead or alive - we will nuke your new groups and hang that owl upside down like we did to h4te, Hari Sampath, and Yuvraj4Captaincy.[/quote'] So now you're training mice too. So many animal rights violations. You threaten to kill an Owl, the symbol of freedom on the board. Then, you say that you are training mice to deceive owls and then kill them. Agh. Your evil days are numbered. I shall keep my OWL as long as I can fight your dirty evil ways. HariSampath and Y4C are lost cases. You are dreaming about hanging h4te upside down. As far as I am concerned, he's the leader of the revolution and he will never leave the troops to die. I will continue to fight the evil consortiumatti. Beware EMC for if I am cornered, I shall jumpstart the revolution by myself and sacrifice my avatar for the sake of freedom and hope that it will lead to a movie made: The Pirate Owl - The flying (the first war of independence) starring Aamir Khan. Oh yeah, and that it will lead to other people fighting and gaining independence and all that jazz.
graphic23 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 How dare you bring the image of a loss that sunk a billion hopes. Your psychological torture shall not work. I am under the protection of h4te-crew.
The Outsider Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 So now you're training mice too. So many animal rights violations. You threaten to kill an Owl, the symbol of freedom on the board. Then, you say that you are training mice to deceive owls and then kill them. Agh. Your evil days are numbered. I shall keep my OWL as long as I can fight your dirty evil ways. HariSampath and Y4C are lost cases. You are dreaming about hanging h4te upside down. As far as I am concerned, he's the leader of the revolution and he will never leave the troops to die. I will continue to fight the evil consortiumatti. Beware EMC for if I am cornered, I shall jumpstart the revolution by myself and sacrifice my avatar for the sake of freedom and hope that it will lead to a movie made: The Pirate Owl - The flying (the first war of independence) starring Aamir Khan. Oh yeah, and that it will lead to other people fighting and gaining independence and all that jazz. :laugh: Hilarious! I am considering ditching EMC for the h4te crew now - if h4te has not been made a wh0r3 by the EMC by now.
Shane Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Sab ullu ke pathhe. :cantstop::cantstop: Got that one rite
Shane Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I havent visited this forum for a while. Been busy at work. Finally, after India's successful and Pak's not so successful last few matches, I managed to free myself up for a bit, looking forward to spending some time discussing good, quality cricket. Imagine my chagrin, when logging into this site, the first thing which caught my attention was various avatars of owls in distress! As a nature lover I was flabbergasted. I was also taken aback, surprised, depressed and shocked. Owls are nature's most harmless and wise creatures, always ready to share a mouse or two over tea, caring two hoots for what anyone else would think. And here were these endangered birds, in various un-natural poses. God alone knows what torture would have forced these creatures to abandon their natural dignity and pose thus. I have noticed an owl in H4te's avatar before and winced everytime I caught a site of it. But then the guy's user name said it all. I wasnt overally concerned. . I had had various interesting conversations with learned owls before and though not one of them had replied to one of my questions with a 'O Ryly!' maybe it was a trained owl or an aberration. But when responsible posters flamy and holy_smoke catch and torture these birds to evict unnatural reactions from them, its too much for me. Let me tell my esteemed posters that though these birds might not be toilet trained, the south is not dirty soley because of them! And butt secks? Owls never have butt secks. Its always straight missionary position for them. To top it all, there is a website mentioned in those avatars advertising the selling of more of these dignified birds. No doubts these poor creatures will be taught to diss out more lame humour such as 'hooters', or 'O ryly ryly' . Stick with Sachin I say. And leave the other birds alone. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
CSK Fan Posted February 4, 2009 Author Posted February 4, 2009 We know where u were Indiafan. :giggle::giggle::icflove: no yaar, dont have much time nowadays for forums. I do visit both these sites once in a while, when I have time
nikred Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 but........my owl uses non-toxic edible paint.:((
h4te Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 From now on, anyone seen exploiting an owl will immediately be issued an infraction and ignorance of multiple warnings will be punished by castration, in accordance with the main legislative system of ICF - the sharia law (which is really nice you know, but only in certain states. Ours isn't one of those states, in case you were wondering) i exploit owls, epecially the young ones. i have not received an infraction. Predz fails to deliver!
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