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I like vampires ... so cute... well maintained teeth and always smartly dressed :hatsoff:
Yeah, they take so much more pride in their appearance than the zombies. Most of those zombies are drooling, untidy and the mummies are the worst with all those bandages all over the place.
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Sure. Haven't you ever seen Army of Darkness, dood? There's a reason I keep a BOOMSTICK under my bed at all times.
Army of Darkness was so bad that it was good.
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Yeah' date=' they take so much more pride in their appearance than the zombies. [b']Most of those zombies are drooling, untidy and the mummies are the worst with all those bandages all over the place.
yes .. just like your avatar :rofl:
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All Zombies are telepathically controlled by a single mind. That mind just happened to be a ***** and she would rather turn everyone in the world into a zombie rather than them being happy. Her name is carrie. Once she dies, the zombies will eat each other and perish. Join the resistance. We have frank west on our side. Once he uncovers the truth behind the Willamette mall zombie infestation, we will win the war. Join the resistance. Once Chris redfield discovers the true nature of umbrella corporations experiment in Africa, we would have found a way to defeat the skin eaters. Join the resistance. Once Shawn beats the brain out of these zombies with a cricket bat, all the pubs would be open again.

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Army of Darkness was so bad that it was good.
RONG. Army of Darkness was so good it was great. Seriously dude, with some of the scenes like the Good Ash/Bad Ash, the battle with the little midget clones, the entire "Boomstick" bit and all those insanely great one liners ("Honey, you got REAL ugly!"... "Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun.")... how can you call it bad?
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All the Zombies and draculas nonsense are just mere figments of imagination of mothers with naughty kids, so that they can scare their sons and daughters into eating their breakfast and drinking their milk. Thats exactly what happened to me when I was a kid. My grandma scared the sh!t outta me, telling me stories of how when she was a kid, she used to go to the back-garden and there was this white flowing figure that strangled her neck and stuff. I was so petrified back then that I not only ate my food properly, I even offered to do my own dishes. :mad:
vav true avva pwnage :desiwoman:
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