Don Sharma Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only $2 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packs the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions! ' The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions & reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY as specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy night dress. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.' So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!' The man . .. . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says: 'LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!' :cantstop:
h4te Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: brb, selling frogs
Kohum Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: brb, selling frogs It's not a good day to start selling frogs today :haha:
Dark Warrior Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :girly1::girly1::girly1::girly1::girly1:
Mr. Wicket Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 i dont get it :hmmmm: even funnier than the op :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
EnterTheVoid Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 i dont get it :hmmmm: noob he proceeds to show the frog what to do i.e. - he has his way with her
Dark Warrior Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 even funnier than the op :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :haha::haha:
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