THX_1138 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 What Would Bhajji Do? now that he has wrenched the initiative away from the Kiwis, and he has his exploits with the ball to follow tomorrow, what will be do in between? Cure Cancer? Fix World Hunger? Bring peace to the middle east? (Meanwhile, Dhoni has not set the standard of expectations much too high for him. Nothing short of scaling Mt. Everest, while nursing tiger cubs, and teabagging Afridi, simultaneously of course... would convince me that he is doing justice to his potential). Link to comment
cochise Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Don't tempt fate...he might start calling someone the M word again...maybe Ryder... :--D Link to comment
cochise Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 The M word being..."Motu", of course. :--D Why...what were you thinking of? :regular_smile: Link to comment
DomainK Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Don't tempt fate...he might start calling someone the M word again...maybe Ryder... :--D He may be repetitive and predictable in his line and length, but I am sure he will invent something else for Ryder. Link to comment
Anakin Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 BTW what the hell was Dhoni doing, going across the line so often? Link to comment
DomainK Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 The M word being..."Motu", of course. :--D Why...what were you thinking of? :regular_smile: Dont think Sehwag will take that lightly.:D Link to comment
cochise Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I think Ryder will be sorted out by Ishant this innings...I hope he comes around the wicket angling in to cramp Ryder...you will see results. Link to comment
cochise Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Dont think Sehwag will take that lightly.:D Those fatty days of Sehwag are gone with his hair...have you had a look at Ryder? He's a super fatty...but my, what a talented fatty! Batting, bowling and even fielding....and not bad at the bar too... :--D After he retires from cricket, he can go to Japan and become a sumo wrestler...his future is secure. Link to comment
THX_1138 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Those fatty days of Sehwag are gone with his hair...have you had a look at Ryder? He's a super fatty...but my, what a talented fatty! Batting, bowling and even fielding....and not bad at the bar too... :--D After he retires from cricket, he can go to Japan and become a sumo wrestler...his future is secure. he already has an alternate career... on the weekends he is a wrecking ball. they suspend him with iron chains and swing him about.... Link to comment
DomainK Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Those fatty days of Sehwag are gone with his hair...have you had a look at Ryder? He's a super fatty...but my, what a talented fatty! Batting, bowling and even fielding....and not bad at the bar too... :--D After he retires from cricket, he can go to Japan and become a sumo wrestler...his future is secure. Its the extra weight in his belly that pulls him forward. So he runs faster and dives faster. When he lands, his fat gives his bones the comfortable cushion he needs. And batting? Our bowlers always bowl the wrong line. Ryder plays the wrong line. So he always connects. When he learns to bat better, he will get out. Link to comment
cochise Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 He can never be given out lbw because the umpire cannot see the stumps...or the wicketkeeper...or the slips cordon...even caught behind or in the slips is difficult...bowled is also out of the question... He either has to hole out...or we have to get him out hit wicket (more like squash wicket) or obstructing the field...the other hope is run out...but with fielders like munaf, even that will be difficult. Link to comment
triam Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bajji is going to unleash the mother of all 'sras' "the duhssra", the ball will initially swing, once it pitches it will both seam and spin both ways and also forward and backward, while the batsman is confounded by this, the ball will then proceed to split itself into two due to the revs and one ball will go towards the offstump and one towards the leg stump. Link to comment
cochise Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bajji is going to unleash the mother of all 'sras' "the duhssra", the ball will initially swing, once it pitches it will both seam and spin both ways and also forward and backward, while the batsman is confounded by this, the ball will then proceed to split itself into two due to the revs and one ball will go towards the offstump and one towards the leg stump. Not out. Case of "No ball" as the ball has split in two...more accurately known as "Half ball". Rule number 111178946576853 Clause E Caveat 32 ICC cricketing laws encyclopaedia. Link to comment
Sachinism Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 BTW what the hell was Dhoni doing' date=' going across the line so often?[/quote'] Its the way he bats and has for a while, it is effective for him. Don't think Bhaji will be that effective in the 1st innings, but I expect him to be dangerous in the 2nd inninga Link to comment
fineleg Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 ^ MSD has funny "technique" indeed, but as long as he can score a 50, well... Link to comment
graphic23 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 ^ MSD has funny "technique" indeed' date=' but as long as he can score a 50, well...[/quote'] So we should expect a "MS Dhoni is useless in test match cricket" everytime he doesn't score a 50 ? Link to comment
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