thenewguy Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Did u get this idea from rajani's mail? I had received a forwarded mail which was having somewhat similar content with Rajanikant's name !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 some pretty crazily funny stuff here. :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap_Brannigan Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap_Brannigan Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television. Don't even ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar... Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks! Jack Bauer once lost reception on his cell phone. 24 hours later AT&T announced that it would have more bars in more places. If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat she would move to the back Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them. If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 ^^^ :fail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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