cowboysfan Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 * DHonis's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. * Dhoni counted to infinity - twice. * Dhoni does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Dhoni goes killing. * If you can see Dhoni, he can see you. If you can't see Dhoni you may be only seconds away from death. * Dhoni sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Dhoni roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. * When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mahender singh dhoni. * Dhoni built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Dhoni met all three bullets with his fist, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. * Dhoni has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. * They once made a Dhoni toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. * A blind man once stepped on Dhoni's shoe. Dhoni replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Mahender singh Dhoni!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Dhoni. * Dhoni once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. * Dhoni's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mahender singh Dhoni. * Mahender singh Dhoni doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. * On a high school math test, Dhoni put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Mahender singh Dhoni solves all his problems with Violence. * Once a cobra bit Mahender singh Dhoni's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. * Giraffes were created when Mahender singh Dhoni uppercut a horse. * Death once had a near-Mahender singh Dhoni experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DomainK Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 * DHonis's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. * Dhoni counted to infinity - twice. * Dhoni does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Dhoni goes killing. * If you can see Dhoni, he can see you. If you can't see Dhoni you may be only seconds away from death. * Dhoni sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Dhoni roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. * When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mahender singh dhoni. * Dhoni built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Dhoni met all three bullets with his fist, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. * Dhoni has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. * They once made a Dhoni toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. * A blind man once stepped on Dhoni's shoe. Dhoni replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Mahender singh Dhoni!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Dhoni. * Dhoni once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. * Dhoni's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mahender singh Dhoni. * Mahender singh Dhoni doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. * On a high school math test, Dhoni put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Mahender singh Dhoni solves all his problems with Violence. * Once a cobra bit Mahender singh Dhoni's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. * Giraffes were created when Mahender singh Dhoni uppercut a horse. * Death once had a near-Mahender singh Dhoni experience. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Ghosts are actually caused by Dhoni killing people faster than death can process them. Dhoni can build a snowman..... out of rain. Dhoni can strangle you with a cordless phone. Dhoni once killed a shark by drowning it. When Dhoni enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the darkness off. Dhoni once had a heart attack............... his heart lost. When Dhoni looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Dhonis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboysfan Posted May 2, 2009 Author Share Posted May 2, 2009 Ghosts are actually caused by Dhoni killing people faster than death can process them. Dhoni can build a snowman..... out of rain. lol ,good ones-keep them coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Bullets are so scared of Dhoni that they dodge him. Dhoni can kill two stones with one bird. Dhoni was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. There is no such thing as global warming. Dhoni was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up. Dhoni can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night. Dhoni once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his fingers and yelling, "Bang!" Dhoni destroyed the periodic table, because Dhoni only recognizes the element of surprise. The square root of Dhoni is pain. Do not try to square Dhoni, the result is death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap_Brannigan Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 now Jack Bauer and Chuck norris are pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shehezaada Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 the awesome mahendra singh dhoni has now been outscored by the likes of Harbhajan Singh and Praveen Kumar in the IPL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboysfan Posted May 2, 2009 Author Share Posted May 2, 2009 now Jack Bauer and Chuck norris are pissed hehehe-sssh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 The last digit of pi is Dhoni. He is the end of all things. Dhoni does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Bullets dodge Dhoni. If you spell Dhoni wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Dhoni?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.” When Dhoni gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Dhoni has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Dhoni. Dhoni got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Dhoni destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise. . :fail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Once India team needed 10 runs to win the cricket match and Dhoni faces the last ball of the match. He hit the ball so hard that it split into two, one went for a six and the other for a four, the decision was referred to third Umpire and he awarded 10runs to Dhoni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 :fail: You have been marked by Dhoni. Run while he is still playing the match.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Dhoni. When Dhoni does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down. Dhoni is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Dhoni doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is. Dhoni can slam a revolving door. Dhoni's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Dhoni grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda square, until Dhoni kicked one of the corners off. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Dhoni lives in India. Dhoni once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Dhoni's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of morning jog. Where there is a will there is a way. Where there is Dhoni, there's no other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Dhoni lives in India. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_South Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sachinism Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 * Some kids piss their name in the snow. Dhoni can piss his name into concrete. * Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Dhoni can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants. * Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Dhoni's' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. * Dhoni once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. *Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Dhoni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satishg Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 x2 seriously wat is all this shyte :dontknow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 * Some kids piss their name in the snow. Dhoni can piss his name into concrete. * Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Dhoni can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants. * Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Dhoni's' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. * Dhoni once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. *Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Dhoni :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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