shalini_singh Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa singh has very good job. Banta singh is jobless and one day asks Santa for some good job. Santa singh says, OK next time we will apply together and they do. On interview day, Santa singh says, first I will go inside and answer all questions except last one, and after coming out, I would give you all answers and questions. So you go and then answer there. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in. EMPLOYER: When we got independence? SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947. EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM? SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee. EMPLOYER: OK. What's India's population? SANTA: (He was not to reply last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you sir. Now he comes out and tell questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta singh was real SARDAR and he remembers all answers and forgot questions. He goes in Now. EMPLOYER: When were you born? BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947. EMPLOYER: What?? Who is your father? BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee. EMPLOYER: Employer is upset now. Are you mad Mr. Banta? BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 ^^ good joke but i ve heard it b4 but no doubt its a fantastic joke and still laughed when i heard this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 ^^ good joke but i ve heard it b4 but no doubt its a fantastic joke and still laughed when i heard this Good analysis, Sir. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 :hysterical: Good one!:two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 ^^ good joke but i ve heard it b4 but no doubt its a fantastic joke and still laughed when i heard this Can you please read that again. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 oh c'mon flamy it wasnt as bad as ur face suggests me it was have a smile at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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