CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - I will go to my dad's house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever.. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer . I iz glad i married an accountant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 :(( kya hua?? u married a software engineer?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :(( and wrong section :headshake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 huh? :dontknow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhr123 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :punter: even Domaniks PJs are better than this... mods merge this thread with PJ's:--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 yeah i looked for that thread i couldnt find it!! :(( mods please merge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 yeah i looked for that thread i couldnt find it!! :(( mods please merge! In the jokes section. If you ever went out of chit chat you would know :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :punter: even Domaniks PJs are better than this... mods merge this thread with PJ's:--D mhr,That would be in utter disregard of DK and his contribution, merge this with CG's homepage, "The Never Ending Thread" :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Shane how did you get richer after handing out loads of money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Shane how did you get richer after handing out loads of money PJ i won Lootmaar. :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 PJ i won Lootmaar. :--D Ahhh nice. I just checked, I was a long way off lol. Congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 :offtopic: :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Dear god, these are awful :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Dear god' date=' these are awful :(([/quote'] Actually it made me depressed and for a moment I lost faith in humanity. :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I iz glad i married an accountant! :P What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand :P i'm not a bloody accountant so i dont care so dont ask me! :orderorder: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeXteR Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 ^^^^^ hurraaaaaaahh someone with a sense of humour! :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Just because he laughed doesnt make your jokes funny. There could be something wrong with him :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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