shubham45 Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 Dirty Joke Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
nikred Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 soory nikred If you really feel sorry then don't say sorry to me, say sorry to all the female posters who might have read this and felt very offended by this joke. Learn to respect women, they could be someones mother, daughter or sister. Instead all you came up with is a toilet joke on them. Its disappointing. [/phag mode off]
Dark Warrior Posted November 18, 2009 Posted November 18, 2009 why r u getting so senti nikred Because he's pure Indian.
mhr123 Posted November 18, 2009 Posted November 18, 2009 this is was the most dirtiest joke i have ever heard ... ruined my day ... calling for petition to keep ICF clean. :((
shubham45 Posted November 18, 2009 Author Posted November 18, 2009 chal ok ..........delete it icf moderators its bad i knw
Yabaser Posted November 18, 2009 Posted November 18, 2009 welll thats a very rude joke which i loved it as well as hated tooo direspect to women is something i do not like but respecting them is also a big q as i do not like the attitude of women
shubham45 Posted November 18, 2009 Author Posted November 18, 2009 yaar ab tak joke maine bhi nahi pada mere dost ne mujhe mail kiya maine ushe copy paste kiya thats it
DomainK Posted November 18, 2009 Posted November 18, 2009 yaar ab tak joke maine bhi nahi pada mere dost ne mujhe mail kiya maine ushe copy paste kiya thats it What's ICF? A dumping bin? Apologize to all Indian women.
Dark Warrior Posted November 18, 2009 Posted November 18, 2009 yaar ab tak joke maine bhi nahi pada mere dost ne mujhe mail kiya maine ushe copy paste kiya thats it What???? First of all, you don't have respect for Indian women, now you proved that you don't have respect for ICF too. That's very bad and against our culture. Please ban yourself.
shubham45 Posted November 19, 2009 Author Posted November 19, 2009 What???? First of all' date=' you don't have respect for Indian women, now you proved that you don't have respect for ICF too. That's very bad and against our culture. Please ban yourself.[/quote'] yaar joke section mein serious baatein not allowed
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