shubham45 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa *******, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied its bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a *****. That was some brothel, he said with a smile, The reindeer are pooped, I'll just stay here awhile. He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A **** ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. This suff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will ****, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split. He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a *****! The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about sex is that it never wears out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 :omg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooda Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 HAH. :headshake: funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 yeah that has to be shubsy's better jokes! ::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shubham45 Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 yeah that has to be shubsy's better jokes! ::haha: thanx fr appreciating CG......btw hw r u ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 thanx fr appreciating CG......btw hw r u ..... i am not in a mood to be hit on so dont try it! :poink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 i am not in a mood to be hit on so dont try it! :poink: Poor guy just asked how are you :WTF: women :headshake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Poor guy just asked how are you :WTF: women :headshake: prevention baby prevention! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shubham45 Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 i just asked u ..hw r u thats it dont take things seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 i just asked u ..hw r u thats it dont take things seriously dont worry hun i never take anything seriously! specially not you! :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shubham45 Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 dont worry hun i never take anything seriously! specially not you! :icflove: thanx CG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Mr CG ought to be here someday :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 dont worry hun i never take anything seriously! specially not you! :icflove: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 atleast someone appreciates my sarcasm!! :icflove: and Gaurav92 hun Mr CG has seen what goes on on ICF he thinks ur all mad!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Mr CG visits Jokes Section too, well a very warm welcome to him whenever he comes and checks what his wife does(spams) here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shubham45 Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 no one shall disrespect CG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 no one shall disrespect CG aaww aint u sweet shubsy! :hmmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I never disrespected CG Ben, shes like an elder sister to me unlike an AUNTY like you Shubnam Auntyji :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I never disrespected CG Ben' date=' shes like an elder sister to me unlike an AUNTY like you Shubnam Auntyji :D[/quote'] mwwaaaaaaaahaaaaaa haaaaaa Guarav! :icflove: hot sweet sticky jalebii!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shubham45 Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 mwwaaaaaaaahaaaaaa haaaaaa Guarav! :icflove: hot sweet sticky jalebii!! wat abt me CG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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