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paki girl asking her mum about paki men "mum" "yes dear" "what's a co*k?" "oh, it's the dangly bit between a mans legs" "mum?"Yes dear?" "what's a tw*t?" "the rest of him"

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My daughter said, "Dad, can my boyfriend stay over tonight?" I said, "No he ****ing can't!" She said, "That's not fair. You let my brother's girlfriend stay over last week." I said, "Yeah well your boyfriend isn't going to sneak out of your room at midnight to suck my ****, is he?" --- BBC News: Wayne Rooney confirms he has had a hair transplant. Doctors were fortunate they could just take a graft from the plentiful supply on his knuckles.

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At a job interview the boss asked me to tell him something about myself.I said 'I don't know the meaning of the word failure.''My type of guy!' he said, 'The job's yours.'That was unexpected. Once they see how thick I am, most employers just tell me to get the feck out of their office.

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after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha:

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after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha:
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after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha:
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha:
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after the wife sucked me off last night and i off loaded in her face, she looked at me with a cheeky grin and asked "dont i get anything in return.?" so i pattered her on the back and said "well done" then nodded off :haha:
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TWO 9O-YEARS OLDS. have been dating for a while and decide to have SEX. as they lay there afterwards the Man thinks to himself: My GOD, if I'd known she was a VIRGIN I'd been more gentle. The Woman lay there thinking: My GOD, if I'd known the Old boy could actually get it up I'd have taken my tights Off.

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Saw a paki fall in a river this morning so being a responseable chap I informed the emergency services . They still have not responded and I am starting to think I wasted a 2nd class stamp !

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Saw a paki fall in a river this morning so being a responseable chap I informed the emergency services . They still have not responded and I am starting to think I wasted a 2nd class stamp !
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A man goes to Confession after a sixteen year absence. As he sits in the booth he looks around and says to the priest, "Confession is different these days Father, I don't remember a leather chair, bottles of whisky, Guinness on tap and gay porn mags being in the booth before." The priest says, "that's because you're sat on my feckin side!".

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