Dark Warrior Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator." After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats fecking batteries like there's no tomorrow!" :haha:
Dark Warrior Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 One of my mates said, "If you had to let one of us have sex with your wife, who would it be?". I said, "Definitely you". He said, "Why me?". I said, "Because then we would be even".
Dark Warrior Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 Wow the new "planet of the apes" trailer is amazing!... oh wait... it's the London riots on TV
punjabiplaya Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Wow the new "planet of the apes" trailer is amazing!... oh wait... it's the London riots on TV :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sid Posted August 8, 2011 Posted August 8, 2011 One of my mates said' date=' "If you had to let one of us have sex with your wife, who would it be?". I said, "Definitely you". He said, "Why me?". I said, "Because then we would be even".[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 What do you call a paki boxer? Wakim. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 I see a couple of police cars were wrecked during last night's riots in Tottenham.Rather short-sighted of the black community, ruining 2 of their methods of public transport like that.
punjabiplaya Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 London police have released CCTV footage of the youths involved in the riots in Tottenham last night.Anyone that recognises any of the teeth should call Crimestoppers immediately.
punjabiplaya Posted August 8, 2011 Author Posted August 8, 2011 The Tottenham branch of Next was broken into last night. No woolen or nylon items were taken as the thieves were mainly cotton pickers. :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
Utalk Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 For Punjabiplaya Condoms 'too big' for Indian men. A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms. It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India. The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research. Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre. The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers. It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters Sunil Mehra The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture. Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large. The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate. And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation. 'Not a problem' Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country. "Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom." But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim. "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said. "From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well. "With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend." Lets laugh now folks.
Utalk Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 ^ funny Very. Better then Paki jokes because its real.
Desi Cartman Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Very. Better then Paki jokes because its real. :musicus: BTW not as funny as Pakis searching for Animal sex videos to jerk off :cantstop: ISLAMABAD: Pakistan üB] the land of the pure has notched up a rather unenviable first place, for porn searches per person across the world, according to Google search trends. According to a Fox News report, Pakistan is "top dog in searches for 'horse sex', since 2004, 'donkey sex' since 2007, 'rape pictures' and 'rape sex' since 2004, 'child sex' between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, 'animal sex' since 2004 and 'dog sex' since 2005". The country also tops or has topped in searches under the categories of sex, camel sex, rape video, child sex video and some other unprintables. The Pakistani embassy did not reply to a request for an interview, the report said.
Utalk Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 :musicus: BTW not as funny as Pakis searching for Animal sex videos to jerk off :cantstop: Thats bakwaas. Provide a link or you are talking from your backside sunshine.
div Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Very. Better then Paki jokes because its real. http://gauhar.com/?p=479 Pakistan is importing condoms from India
Desi Cartman Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Thats bakwaas. Provide a link or you are talking from your backside sunshine. huh I provided the whole freaking article and you could have used google for something other than searching donkey sex videos :giggle: to find out more information. Anyway here you go http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/
nikred Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 huh I provided the whole freaking article and you could have used google for something other than searching donkey sex videos :giggle: to find out more information. Anyway here you go http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/ :haha:
Utalk Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 huh I provided the whole freaking article and you could have used google for something other than searching donkey sex videos :giggle: to find out more information. Anyway here you go http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/ Don't you dare spout filth about me personally.fox news is gutter level media outlet and has zero creditability.
Temujin Khaghan Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 huh I provided the whole freaking article and you could have used google for something other than searching donkey sex videos :giggle: to find out more information. Anyway here you go http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/ :hysterical:
Recommended Posts