Guest Gunner Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Pornistan :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 :musicus: BTW not as funny as Pakis searching for Animal sex videos to jerk off :cantstop: huh I provided the whole freaking article and you could have used google for something other than searching donkey sex videos :giggle: to find out more information. Anyway here you go http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/ :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 After watching the London riots on the news this evening, I've come to the conclusion that it could be worse. I could be a Paki.
Number Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidentally called the cricket stadium . He asks, How's the situation? He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck not sure if it was posted earlier.
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Condoms 'too big' for Indian men. A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms. It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India. The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research. Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre. The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers. It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters Sunil Mehra The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture. Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large. The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate. And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation. 'Not a problem' Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country. "Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom." But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim. "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said. "From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well. "With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend." Lets laugh now folks. oh well having been a bit of a ladies man...i can tell you the pakis birds i used to go out with never complained about the size of my indian love tool.... my research with the many paki birds i had over the years showed they LOVED IT!!!! (true survey) :two_thumbs_up:
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 A policeman in Bradford stops a paki leading a cow down the street, He asks "what are you doing with a cow in the middle of town" The paki says "i am taking it home to keep in my house" The policeman asks "what about all the flies and sh*t" The paki says "it will just have to get used to it".
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Apparently a masked superhero double act were seen on the streets of Tottenham last night. Blackman and Robbing.
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 During the riots in tottenham last night an Aldi store was devastated by fire.A spokesmen for the store said the extent of the damage could run into tens of pounds.
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Apparently the riots in Tottenham were caused by a recent senseless shooting. RIP Mr polar bear
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Aaron Lennon takes it on his chest and brings it down, passes it to Bassong who runs with it before laying it off to Huddlestone, Defoe spots a window and makes a run, Huddlestone see's him and makes the pass and Defoe puts it away nicely."right lads," says Palacios, "lets get one more Plasma before the old bill get here."
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 During the recent riots in tottenham, spurs had their trophy cabinet looted. police are searching for two glass doors! sorry kt :winky:
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 We need to calm down after the riots in Tottenham. It's important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical thieves & arsonists. The vast majority are in fact drug dealers & rapists. :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 See what happens when when you give a Nig*er the Olympic torch and let em run through London :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 America gets a black President and now they find they've got no money. Similar thing happened to my mate when he got a black cleaner
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Damn. The batteries for my remote are flat and all the shops are closed.Any idea what time the niggers are opening Currys tonight? :haha::haha:
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 I don't know what's going on in the world. You shoot a polar bear in Norway and your a hero. You shoot a baboon in Tottenham and it all kicks off
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 In an attempt to end the riots, metropolitan police officers have been issued with new uniform and equipment. A white sheet, a flaming torch and a noose.
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Tottenham have just signed a new black Italian striker. GRABATELLI :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Scousers are refusing to travel to London on Saturday for the Spurs vs Everton, match due to fears that all the best stuffs already been stolen ! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Utalk Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 oh well having been a bit of a ladies man...i can tell you the pakis birds i used to go out with never complained about the size of my indian love tool.... my research with the many paki birds i had over the years showed they LOVED IT!!!! (true survey) :two_thumbs_up: Good for them....
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