Dark Warrior Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Ever noticed during international football matches, the score shows three letters to show which country is playing which, such as 'ENG 3-0 FRA' - I wonder if that's why I've never seen NIGeria play GERmany?
Sidhoni Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 What was that Gaurav?? :WTF: U deserve this: :poink: :whack:
Dark Warrior Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 What is it with women and periods. Everything is your fault when she's having one, and it's your fault if she doesn't.
anotherhawkeye Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 During the riots in tottenham last night an Aldi store was devastated by fire.A spokesmen for the store said the extent of the damage could run into tens of pounds.
Sid Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 :WTF: was that joke ,firstly you open that ridiculous bet thread in cricket section and now this joke,mods he deserves a ban.
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 Breaking news... Rioting broke out in birmingham early yesterday evening. A group of sardarji's looted Argos but were all arrested as they waited at collection point
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 My mate Paddy was among the rioters who ransacked Argos in Manchester last night...he's got 500 catalogues do you want one ?
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 Just seen a black 80's soul singer with a 50 inch plasma tv under his arm. Must be Looter Vandross. :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 Started my new job as a bus driver today but it didnt go too well . This stunning blonde with huge firm tits got on and said "are u going to oldham ?" she didnt have to ask me twice ! Oh well back to the job centre tomorrow :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 Has Michael Caine died? All TV channels are showing Zulu
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 On hearing the news today that water cannons are now available.Rioting has broken out in Ethiopia tonight.
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 The Tottenham branch of Next was broken into last night. No woolen or nylon items were taken as the thieves were mainly cotton pickers.
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 Its all over BBC NEWS.....Riots have hit Brighton! Groups of gays are running around smashing peoples back doors in!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 After being escorted out of Kings Cross station with concussion I'm beginning to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax. :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 Ngongo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water and 7 miles for food...........This is because the daft black tw*t torched Peckham Spar and Tottenham KFC and now has to walk to Croydon for breakfast
punjabiplaya Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of blacks running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.
Alchemist Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 Ironically' date=' in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of blacks running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 12, 2011 Author Posted August 12, 2011 Bad news, the rioting has spread to Ireland. Poor Paddy has just smashed his laptop screen, after trying to loot ebay.
punjabiplaya Posted August 12, 2011 Author Posted August 12, 2011 My racist jokes are getting a lot of dislikes today. It's almost as if hundreds of nig*ers have all got new laptops or something. :hysterical:
Ram Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 My racist jokes are getting a lot of dislikes today. It's almost as if hundreds of nig*ers have all got new laptops or something. :hysterical: Your jokes are brutal, but I absolutely lurveeeeeeeeeee 'em...:hysterical: Best part is, you racism is so in tune with the latest happenings. :haha::haha:
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