punjabiplaya Posted August 29, 2011 Author Posted August 29, 2011 Heather Small was recently admitted to hospital with a Superman action figure lodged up her ar*e, but doctors refused to operate. She had to search for the hero inside herself.
punjabiplaya Posted August 29, 2011 Author Posted August 29, 2011 Forrest Gump once said -Life is like a box of Nurofen plus...You never know what your gonna get
punjabiplaya Posted August 29, 2011 Author Posted August 29, 2011 I was standing in a queue behind a fat woman with a huge ar*e when her phone started bleeping.. A little boy behind her said "feck me she's reversing!!"
punjabiplaya Posted August 29, 2011 Author Posted August 29, 2011 My 15 year old paki mate from Norfolk was bragging the other day about fecking his teacher. . . . .I was jealous at first - before I realized he was home schooled!
punjabiplaya Posted August 29, 2011 Author Posted August 29, 2011 The other day a giant beetle knocked on my door and punched me right in the face ....... Watch it theres a nasty bug going around !
Desi Cartman Posted August 29, 2011 Posted August 29, 2011 My 15 year old paki mate from Norfolk was bragging the other day about fecking his teacher. . . . .I was jealous at first - before I realized he was home schooled! Haha
punjabiplaya Posted August 30, 2011 Author Posted August 30, 2011 A young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting continuously. "That's disgusting!" shouts the girl. "It's the dog," proclaims the guy. "Don't blame him," she replies, "he was cooked perfectly."
punjabiplaya Posted August 30, 2011 Author Posted August 30, 2011 I don't have that much money. In fact, all the money I do make I end up giving away to Charity. It's a funny name for a stripper but she works hard for it
punjabiplaya Posted August 30, 2011 Author Posted August 30, 2011 mr khan took his daughter down the doctor's this morning because she's been poorly. The doctor said to her, "Are you okay stripping off in front of your dad?" She said, "I don't think he brought any music with him."
punjabiplaya Posted August 30, 2011 Author Posted August 30, 2011 What do you get if you find five pakis up to their waists in concrete? More concrete.
Sid Posted August 30, 2011 Posted August 30, 2011 I don't have that much money. In fact, all the money I do make I end up giving away to Charity. It's a funny name for a stripper but she works hard for it What do you get if you find five pakis up to their waists in concrete? More concrete. :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted August 31, 2011 Author Posted August 31, 2011 Police in the Seychelles have recovered the arm of shark attack victim Ian Redmond it was identified by a tattoo that said: 'Spurs to win Premier League 2011-2012' In a statement police said: "not even a shark would swallow that!"
punjabiplaya Posted August 31, 2011 Author Posted August 31, 2011 Arsene Wenger's alarm went off this morning and his wife said ''wake up dear,its nine'' he said ''oh for fecks sake have they scored again?
punjabiplaya Posted August 31, 2011 Author Posted August 31, 2011 I went to the store to buy some condoms today. I went up to the til with them, then the man said, "Would you like a bag with them, sir?" I said, "She's not that ugly, you cheeky cu*t."
Sachinism Posted August 31, 2011 Posted August 31, 2011 The missus came home steaming drunk last night. "You up for some role play action, babe?" She asked with a wink. "Not really." I replied. "Oh, come on." She said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want." Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror. As I shouted "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs.
ganeshran Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.” He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja”. After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says “Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn”.
punjabiplaya Posted September 1, 2011 Author Posted September 1, 2011 BBC have just announced that Colonel Gaddafi may have slipped into Jordan!!:- Has that woman no fecking shame?
punjabiplaya Posted September 1, 2011 Author Posted September 1, 2011 My wife was feeling horny last night and tried to wake me up at two in the morning by rubbing her pussy on my face and sucking on her dildo. i said don't do that ! she said why are you too tired ? i said no i had it up my ar*e this afternoon !
Desi Cartman Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 BBC have just announced that Colonel Gaddafi may have slipped into Jordan!!:- Has that woman no fecking shame? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
gaurav92 Posted September 2, 2011 Posted September 2, 2011 Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound ÅÈuooonn, guooonn. He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says ÅÔo ja machchar, bete so ja? After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says Ũuoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn? :((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((
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