adi B Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 An irish woman was admitted to hospital after phone sex. Docters removed 2 Nokias' date=' 3 Motorolas and a Samsung, No Siemen was found.[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical:
adi B Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics will be just like any other Friday night in London.You'll hear a gunshot followed by 8 Nig*ers fecking legging it. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 What do you call a Ginger prostitute? Orange pay as you Go
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 If you go on a pub crawl with Amir Khan, make sure he gets the drinks in early because he won't make it past the 4th round.
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 There's a new limited edition BMW M3 being released. As I've always wanted a flash car I went to the local dealership to put my name down for one. Turns out that as it's a limited "Flagship model" they don't just sell them to anyone, They make you fill out a bloody great list of questions to check that you are a true "BMW enthusiast" first. Unfortunately, I failed the test. Seems I'm not an arrogant self centred ars*hole.......... Oh, And I know what an indicator switch is.
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 Pete the serial flasher was thinking of retiring, but he's gonna stick it out for another year. :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 My wife is so fat, i just found a copy of playboy in her centrefold
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 Me and my wife were in bed last night, when suddenly I farted. "You dirty bast*rd!" she said, "You've just followed through." "No I haven't." I laughed. "Yes you have!" she screamed, jumping out of the 69 position. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 I was walking through town earlier with my wife, when a group of teenagers shouted "Oi, mate! Your missus is seriously fecking ugly!" "Why don't you just feck off!" I shouted... At my wife.
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2012 Author Posted July 17, 2012 My missus packed my bags and as I walked out of the front door she screamed... "I wish u a slow and painful death u bast*rd!" "Oh" I replied, "so u want me to fecking stay now!"
adi B Posted July 22, 2012 Posted July 22, 2012 Pete the serial flasher was thinking of retiring, but he's gonna stick it out for another year. :hysterical::hysterical: :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted July 23, 2012 Author Posted July 23, 2012 My wife looks so much more attractive without glasses. That's why I always take mine off whenever she's around. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted July 23, 2012 Author Posted July 23, 2012 My wife looks so much more attractive without glasses. That's why I always take mine off whenever she's around. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted July 23, 2012 Author Posted July 23, 2012 A woman has sued a hospital stating that after recent treatment her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: 'All we did was correct his eye sight' :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
1983-2011 Posted July 23, 2012 Posted July 23, 2012 A woman has sued a hospital stating that after recent treatment her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: 'All we did was correct his eye sight' :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
1983-2011 Posted July 23, 2012 Posted July 23, 2012 I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn't let me in. I shouted to my wife, "Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?" "Yes honey." "What is it?" "It's the date of our anniversary." B1tch.
1983-2011 Posted July 23, 2012 Posted July 23, 2012 What's the difference between Family Guy and Keeping up with the Kardashians? There's only one dog in the Griffin family.
1983-2011 Posted July 23, 2012 Posted July 23, 2012 I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is Life on Mars.
DomainK Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn't let me in. I shouted to my wife, "Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?" "Yes honey." "What is it?" "It's the date of our anniversary." B1tch. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted July 24, 2012 Author Posted July 24, 2012 Paki dies and goes to hell. The Devil shows him 3 doors, "choose one and you'll spend eternity there." Paki looks behind door 1, boiling water was dripping from the ceiling, 2nd has hot coals on the floor to walk on, 3rd door has an old man getting a blowjob from a busty naked blonde. Being smart, the paki says, "I'll take door 3." Devil taps the blonde on the shoulder, "You can go now, the pakis taking over!" :haha:
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