Sidhoni Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts & a protein shot... So do the women in your life a favour and pass this message on so they can stay healthy ...... Suck a Dick and you wont get sick!! :hysterical:
Utalk Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 My teacher likes ur joke! ^ Teacher ya teacharni?
Tiger-Don Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 Teacher Larka...but I think he likes boys :!
punjabiplaya Posted October 10, 2012 Author Posted October 10, 2012 Just got my halloween costume, blond wig, pink tracksuit, gold chain an cigar, should scare the sh*t out of the kids!
SLICKR392 Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts & a protein shot... So do the women in your life a favour and pass this message on so they can stay healthy ...... Suck a Dick and you wont get sick!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 Paddy and Murphy are trying to estimate the height of a flag pole. A builder walks past and they explain their problem to him. He says "that's simple fellas! Watch this!" he unbolts it' date=' lies it flat and measures it. Paddy looks at Murphy and says "Fecking thick bas*tard We wanted the height not the length!"[/quote'] :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted October 10, 2012 Author Posted October 10, 2012 A scouser buys a prostitute and she asks "would you like a blow job?" He replies "will it affect my dole money?"
SLICKR392 Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I don't WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!? All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?" The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT's TOO MUCH!!!" ...and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; "I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty" Score! lol :cantstop:
1983-2011 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Which is more important, length or girth? Turns out it's consent.
1983-2011 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 What looks like a woman and has the mental age of a small child? A woman.
1983-2011 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 What does a Liverpool fan do after they have won the league ? Turns off the Xbox and goes to bed.
1983-2011 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Man: How much for a w@nk? Prostitute: £15 Man: Thanks. I don't want one, I just wanted to know how much I was saving every night.
punjabiplaya Posted October 11, 2012 Author Posted October 11, 2012 Freddie Starr says, "I'm no Jimmy Savile. I'm no Gary Glitter."True. Back in the Seventies, Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter were actually quite popular.
punjabiplaya Posted October 11, 2012 Author Posted October 11, 2012 Abu hamza fell for Savill HOOK line and sinker
punjabiplaya Posted October 11, 2012 Author Posted October 11, 2012 "Now then. Now then. Now then. Guys and gals. Welcome to Top of the Pops.Straight in at thirteen .... me!"
punjabiplaya Posted October 11, 2012 Author Posted October 11, 2012 I see Jimmy Savilles family have removed his gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it as a sign of respect to his victims. So it just leaves a small hole with no bush around it. Just what jimmy would've wanted.
punjabiplaya Posted October 11, 2012 Author Posted October 11, 2012 Susan Boyle has jumped to Jimmy Savilles defence" I was on Jim'll fix It when i was 13 and he never touched me! :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted October 11, 2012 Author Posted October 11, 2012 When will these jimmy saville allegations ever end? Police are now saying that jeremy beadle may have had a small hand in it! :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted October 11, 2012 Author Posted October 11, 2012 Ive just found out jimmy savile shagged my dad!.... i cant believe he was on top of me pops!
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