punjabiplaya Posted April 14, 2013 Author Posted April 14, 2013 Where does a black man keep his money? In your old wallet
punjabiplaya Posted April 14, 2013 Author Posted April 14, 2013 I saw a paki walking around in Liverpool city centre wearing a suicide vest. A Manchester United top.
punjabiplaya Posted April 14, 2013 Author Posted April 14, 2013 What do you get if you cross Alzheimers with Tourettes? I don't know you c**t, I can't fecking remember.
punjabiplaya Posted April 14, 2013 Author Posted April 14, 2013 Pakis advantage: when you divorce your wife and remarry , you can still keep the same photo on your desk :hysterical:
GautiMaan Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Delhi courtroom drama yesterday: When he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring th...at family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Delhi Daredevils,whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone
suraj Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Delhi courtroom drama yesterday: When he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring th...at family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Delhi Daredevils,whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: For a few mins I was not sure where this was going !!!
Desi Cartman Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Delhi courtroom drama yesterday: When he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring th...at family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Delhi Daredevils,whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone An old one
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 Two Irishmen are looking through a mail-order catalogue. Paddy says, Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too. Mick agrees, I'm ordering one right now. Three weeks later, Paddy says to Mick, Has your woman turned up yet? No,says Mick,but it shouldn't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday.
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 An undertaker says to a bereaved husband, ‘When did you realise your wife was dead?’ he replies, ‘the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up’
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 I took a girl back to my place last night.After having sex I looked at her and said, "Fancy another one?""Yeah, go on then," she smiled."In you come, Dave!" I shouted.
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 After my wife died of a heart attack I didn't want to settle down again straight away. I wanted to have some fun first. So I went online to find a young girl with big tits that I could have casual sex with. Needless to say, my in laws weren't impressed. They thought I should have called an ambulance first.
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today. The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?""Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic." :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 Klu klux knieual has just failed in trying to jump 100 blacks in his steamroller, but the local alabama council haue thanked him for laying yards of tarmac with built in cats eyes!!
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 I saw a paki on fire earlier and the smell of burning flesh was overwhelming. So I sprayed him with deodorant.
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 I think we have to forgive Rolf Harris, simply because he's such an amazing man. For example on Animal Hospital I once saw him cure a young boy's pet snake in under 2 minutes, and all he got the boy to do was stroke it under the blanket until it was sick. :blink:
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 pakis are an odd bunch. Today, for instance, I noticed one had left his ruck sack on the bus. I didn't get one word of thanks when I returned it to his house. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2013 Author Posted April 20, 2013 A young girl unexpectedly walks in on her parents having sex, Mum on top. After surveying the scene for a moment or two, she asks what they are doing. "I was just letting some of the air out of Dad because he's too fat," said Mum. The girl replies, "What's the point? The lady next door is just going to blow him up again tomorrow like she usually does." :--D
Alchemist Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 pakis are an odd bunch. Today, for instance, I noticed one had left his ruck sack on the bus. I didn't get one word of thanks when I returned it to his house. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical:
Sachin=GOD Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 pakis are an odd bunch. Today, for instance, I noticed one had left his ruck sack on the bus. I didn't get one word of thanks when I returned it to his house. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachin=GOD Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 Rahul Gandhi's birthday should be celebrated as "Buddhu Poornima" #YoRahulSoDumb :hysterical::hysterical:
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